I think I shall share with you my near-death (not really) experience with a blackwidow. It was a duel to the death, and one of us wasn't going to make it out alive. It was about 6:00 pm and I was going to my front door to pick up a package. Out of the corner of my eye i spot the darned black beast. Frozen in fear, i quickly grabbed the package and tried to make a run for it. But this little bastard smelled fear, and decided to swoop down on me.
It looked as if it was flying in midair, spinning it's web while moving gracefully. It skillfully landed on my shoulder, and I knew i was in for it. I turned, and tried to swat off my shoulder. However, it moved and kept running down my back, probably planning on where to attack me. At this point, I was so shaken in fear that i did not move. The spider slowly started to crawl up my back towards my neck area. I was absolutely scared sh*tless.
The spider was not crawling on my neck and i dared not move for fear of being bitten. At this point I was completely frozen and just praying that it would leave me. Then, out of nowhere, i felt something powerful knock me on the neck and i rocked forward. I thought that I was bitten and was starting to panic. I turned around, and saw that it was my little brother holding a broom. He managed to swat the black widow off of my neck and he stepped on it and killed that bastard instantly.