Egypt: The Jews May be Responsible For Recent Shark Attacks

[OCGuy]

You cannot make this stuff up. Even "moderate" Arab states are so anti-semetic they can't think straight.



"Egyptian officials say they have not ruled out the possibility that a fatal shark attack in Sinai on Sunday could have been a plot by the Mossad.

“What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Gov


http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?ID=198286&R=R1

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-11937285

 

[Infohawk]

LOL. Embarassing. The Muslim world needs to be cut off from the rest of the world and treated like they have a contagious disease.

 

[irishScott]

ROFL.

 

[yllus]

I like that statements like this backfire in that they made Israelis collectively sound totally badass.

 

[Lemon law]

No any Egyptian claim to that effect has to be total bullshit, but still overfishing in the Mediterranean sea increases the probability that sharks, deprived of their normal pray of Fish will go for target of opportunity humans instead.

Shark attacks on humans are common all over the world. A nasty but rare way to die.

 

[Infohawk]

No any Egyptian claim to that effect has to be total bullshit, but still overfishing in the Mediterranean sea increases the probability that sharks, deprived of their normal pray of Fish will go for target of opportunity humans instead.

Shark attacks on humans are common all over the world. A nasty but rare way to die.

LOL. "Nonsense but yeah it's the Jews' fault."

 

[Zebo]

Muslims are huge into conspiracy theories

Every problem in Pakistan they conjurer up blame on India and many more
http://www.wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Conspiracy_Theories

if you're interested in why Islam encourages conspiracy theories LMK.

 

[Infohawk]

Muslims are huge into conspiracy theories

Not surprising when hocus pocus controls their lives.

 

[Sinsear]

LOL. Embarassing. The Muslim world needs to be cut off from the rest of the world and treated like they have a contagious disease.

So true.

 

[feralkid]

How amateurish...try the exploding cigar or the poison fountain pen FTW.

 

[Matthiasa]

Well they could be training sharks like we have trained other animals.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Bullshit, Mossad only uses sharks with freaking lasers on their heads.

 

[PingSpike]

LOL, it's like a scene out of Borat or something.

 

[trenchfoot]

Hey, c'mon guys, get real here.

Those shark attacks are instigated by Aquaman. Everyone knows this.

 

[yllus]

Hey, c'mon guys, get real here.

Those shark attacks are instigated by Aquaman. Everyone knows this.

So you're saying that Aquaman is Jewish? Makes sense, I guess: Goldman, Silverman, Jackman, Aquaman.

 

[JS80]

LOL. "Nonsense but yeah it's the Jews' fault."

lol yup, still the jews' fault is how I read it lol.

If it really were Mossad though I am disappoint no freakin laser beams were attached to their heads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

 

[Lemon law]

Oh OH OH, I can see it all now as the new super weapon is discovered and Israel suddenly has a coast line Shark gap. If Mossad can train sharks so can the Arabs.
And when almost 100% of the Southern coast line of the Mediterranean sea is Arab,
its a no brainer that the Arab's can recruit the far far greater number of Sharks. I can see it all now it some future remake of Jaws, giant supersized sharks will attack and overwhelm any Israeli patrol vessel that dares to leave Israeli ports.

But mere sharks will not solve the Israeli problem, it may isolate Israel from its sea coast but Sharks are totally ineffectual on dry land. Which is why the Arabs have to add to the plan, by training an unstoppable armada of crocodiles and walking catfish that can, sneak out of the sea during the middle of the night, and in a giant blitzkrieg, overwhelm the Israeli capital city, thus winning the war.

 

[Infohawk]

I don't get it, is lemonlaw parodying himself?

 

[Zebo]

Oh OH OH, I can see it all now as the new super weapon is discovered and Israel suddenly has a coast line Shark gap. If Mossad can train sharks so can the Arabs.
And when almost 100% of the Southern coast line of the Mediterranean sea is Arab,
its a no brainer that the Arab's can recruit the far far greater number of Sharks. I can see it all now it some future remake of Jaws, giant supersized sharks will attack and overwhelm any Israeli patrol vessel that dares to leave Israeli ports.

But mere sharks will not solve the Israeli problem, it may isolate Israel from its sea coast but Sharks are totally ineffectual on dry land. Which is why the Arabs have to add to the plan, by training an unstoppable armada of crocodiles and walking catfish that can, sneak out of the sea during the middle of the night, and in a giant blitzkrieg, overwhelm the Israeli capital city, thus winning the war.

haha but zoo animals cost more than their own children so Hamas will continue to send their children.

 

[werepossum]

I don't get it, is lemonlaw parodying himself?

Yes, and quite cleverly too. Kudos Lemon.

 

[piasabird]

I wonder how they brainwash the sharks to only attack Muslims.

 

[OCGuy]

I wonder how they brainwash the sharks to only attack Muslims.

They make them watch "The Siege" over and over.

 

[Lemon law]

I wonder how they brainwash the sharks to only attack Muslims.

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We can only conclude that piasabird has not thought this problem through and does not understand the concept of unbiased.

Sharks have the virtue of being unbiased, they attack both Israelis, Muslim, Palestinians, and any other flavor of human beings they can sink their teeth into with equal relish.

Therein lies the problems and advantages of human training making weapons out of sharks Crocodiles, walking catfish, or what ever animal or plant.

The only subsequent control humans have is where these weapons are initially released, like DUH, if they are released right off Egyptian beaches, they are almost 100% likely to find Egyptian people as victims, if they are released off the coast of Israel they are likely to find 100% Israelis on the menu.

 

[Darwin333]

Well they could be training sharks like we have trained other animals.

but they would have lasers so it obviously wasn't the Mossad

 

[Darwin333]

Oh OH OH, I can see it all now as the new super weapon is discovered and Israel suddenly has a coast line Shark gap. If Mossad can train sharks so can the Arabs.
And when almost 100% of the Southern coast line of the Mediterranean sea is Arab,
its a no brainer that the Arab's can recruit the far far greater number of Sharks. I can see it all now it some future remake of Jaws, giant supersized sharks will attack and overwhelm any Israeli patrol vessel that dares to leave Israeli ports.

But mere sharks will not solve the Israeli problem, it may isolate Israel from its sea coast but Sharks are totally ineffectual on dry land. Which is why the Arabs have to add to the plan, by training an unstoppable armada of crocodiles and walking catfish that can, sneak out of the sea during the middle of the night, and in a giant blitzkrieg, overwhelm the Israeli capital city, thus winning the war.

Oh shit, giant walking catfish...... with lasers on their heads? They're fucked.