Egypt: The Jews May be Responsible For Recent Shark Attacks

[Darwin333]

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We can only conclude that piasabird has not thought this problem through and does not understand the concept of unbiased.

Sharks have the virtue of being unbiased, they attack both Israelis, Muslim, Palestinians, and any other flavor of human beings they can sink their teeth into with equal relish.

Therein lies the problems and advantages of human training making weapons out of sharks Crocodiles, walking catfish, or what ever animal or plant.

The only subsequent control humans have is where these weapons are initially released, like DUH, if they are released right off Egyptian beaches, they are almost 100% likely to find Egyptian people as victims, if they are released off the coast of Israel they are likely to find 100% Israelis on the menu.

Thats why you us smart countries use dolphins, with lasers of course. Ever seen flipper? That fucker was as loyal as my German Shepard. Now think of flipper with lasers!

 

[Darwin333]

I wonder how they brainwash the sharks to only attack Muslims.

Its just a matter of using the correct voltage.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I like where this thread could go.

 

[Darwin333]

I like where this thread could go.

You think you are so damned slick don't you? I will give you credit though, you have done a hell of a job "blending in". Hell, you even made it up to "Administrator Elite Member" status, whatever that means. The others might not be on to you yet but you can damn well rest assured that some of us are. You think you are so smart hiding it in plain view, well your secret is safe no longer. Did you really think that you could operate with impunity for this long? You are one arrogant sonofabitch and I am going to expose you right now! You have been a Mossad agent all along and you arrogantly put it in our faces every time you post. We know that camel in your avatar is the next Jewish WMD. The glasses and the bandanna are hiding the lasers but we know they are there! Your secret is safe no longer, we shall hunt you and your cowardly war camel down and exterminate the both of you! Sleep with one eye (and laser) open you jew bastard! Allah Ahksomething!!!

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

You think you are so damned slick don't you? I will give you credit though, you have done a hell of a job "blending in". Hell, you even made it up to "Administrator Elite Member" status, whatever that means. The others might not be on to you yet but you can damn well rest assured that some of us are. You think you are so smart hiding it in plain view, well your secret is safe no longer. Did you really think that you could operate with impunity for this long? You are one arrogant sonofabitch and I am going to expose you right now! You have been a Mossad agent all along and you arrogantly put it in our faces every time you post. We know that camel in your avatar is the next Jewish WMD. The glasses and the bandanna are hiding the lasers but we know they are there! Your secret is safe no longer, we shall hunt you and your cowardly war camel down and exterminate the both of you! Sleep with one eye (and laser) open you jew bastard! Allah Ahksomething!!!

That shows how little you know, he's not even human.

 

[Lemon law]

As for me. I look at myself as the good humor man, I have not had so much fun on a thread in recent memory. Vaingloriously trying to impose logic on the absurd.

But why should we stop here, when we can make weapons of Whales, Mosquitoes, Kudzu, and poison thorns. Why should we demonize any P&N posters, when our potential weapons hate us all? But wait, are plants and microbes capable of the emotion of hate?

I suggest that may be the next pressing puzzle that only this forum can solve and resolve.

 

[Darwin333]

That shows how little you know, he's not even human.

LIAR! You are in on it aren't you. I bet you helped him smuggle his illegal camel (with lasers) out of Israel to its current hiding place, didn't you? All that bullshit talk about being in Afghanistan fighting a war was just cover for your real mission, protecting the jew bastards new WMD camel (with lasers)! Bastard!

 

[Darwin333]

As for me. I look at myself as the good humor man, I have not had so much fun on a thread in recent memory. Vaingloriously trying to impose logic on the absurd.

But why should we stop here, when we can make weapons of Whales, Mosquitoes, Kudzu, and poison thorns. Why should we demonize any P&N posters, when our potential weapons hate us all? But wait, are plants and microbes capable of the emotion of hate?

I suggest that may be the next pressing puzzle that only this forum can solve and resolve.

Do they have lasers? If not then fuck em even if they do hate us. If so then, shit, whose fucking bright idea was it to put lasers on damned mosquitoes? Those fuckers are just pure evil, nothing good can come of them, EVER. If mosquitoes start making me bleed before they even land on me I am gonna be all kinds of pissed the hell off.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

LIAR! You are in on it aren't you. I bet you helped him smuggle his illegal camel (with lasers) out of Israel to its current hiding place, didn't you? All that bullshit talk about being in Afghanistan fighting a war was just cover for your real mission, protecting the jew bastards new WMD camel (with lasers)! Bastard!

No, i programmed him by putting a small flux capacitor in his neurocortex, now he's a time traveling dolphin and the only reason he can type at all is because he went into the future and mated with himself to create himself in a time where dolphins have fingers.

Only problem with disclosing this piece of information is that now, i have to kill you.

 

[Atreus21]

Evidently Egypt thinks Mossad has been playing too much Red Alert 3.

 

[Exterous]

Evidently Egypt thinks Mossad has been playing too much Red Alert 3.

I seem to remember reading they were trying to get some Stingrays and find Yurikos.

But perhaps we are looking to far into this. Could it just, perhaps, be that our position at the top of the food chain is in danger? For a long time the sharks have watched our civilization, envious of our opposable thumbs, disgusted at our air breathing tendencies. I fear the species cleansing has begun

 

[theeedude]

The Muslim world needs to be cut off from the rest of the world and treated like they have a contagious disease.

LOL. Embarassing.

 

[trenchfoot]

So you're saying that Aquaman is Jewish? Makes sense, I guess: Goldman, Silverman, Jackman, Aquaman.

So you noticed Aquaman's kevlar kippah too huh? I knew it was a dead giveaway the minute I saw it.

Even his converted sidekick Aquallahdin wears one too, but it's clevery disguised as a conche shell.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

They must've just figured out that Spielberg is Jewish...

 

[Pocatello]

Apparently the Chinese haven't discovered there are sharks in the Mediterranean Sea.

 

[Thump553]

Silly Eygptians-everyone knows all jewish sharks are in Hollywood.

 

[Lemon law]

We have had some fine fun on this thread, but now that story has hit major news outlets,
it very much looks like few if any blame the Jews for the shark attacks. And its no more credible than our own Pat Robertson blaming zombie witchdoctors a century ago for the recent Haitian Earthquakes.

But still, even the scientists working on the problem are puzzled. But some quite natural causes are emerging in a series of hypothesizes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20101210/wl_time/08599203628500

And its hurting Arab resorts as fewer tourists are visiting. And for its worth, until these recent incidents, there were only like 6 recorded shark attacks on humans in the past century in that area of the world.

 

[Jiggz]

Oh OH OH, I can see it all now as the new super weapon is discovered and Israel suddenly has a coast line Shark gap. If Mossad can train sharks so can the Arabs.
And when almost 100% of the Southern coast line of the Mediterranean sea is Arab,
its a no brainer that the Arab's can recruit the far far greater number of Sharks. I can see it all now it some future remake of Jaws, giant supersized sharks will attack and overwhelm any Israeli patrol vessel that dares to leave Israeli ports.

But mere sharks will not solve the Israeli problem, it may isolate Israel from its sea coast but Sharks are totally ineffectual on dry land. Which is why the Arabs have to add to the plan, by training an unstoppable armada of crocodiles and walking catfish that can, sneak out of the sea during the middle of the night, and in a giant blitzkrieg, overwhelm the Israeli capital city, thus winning the war.

An overdose of "Dungeons and Dragons"?

 

[Jiggz]

I wonder how they brainwash the sharks to only attack Muslims.

They used visualization aid, i.e. burqa, dishdasha, Salwar, etc. . . .

 

[Rebel44]

........And its hurting Arab resorts as fewer tourists are visiting. And for its worth, until these recent incidents, there were only like 6 recorded shark attacks on humans in the past DECADE in that area of the world.

fixed.

 

[nCred]

The shark attacks happened in the red sea, not in the mediterranean sea like some are saying.

 

[manimal]

LOL. Embarassing.

Sometimes I am surprised as well. Internet dementia is real condition....

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

They used visualization aid, i.e. burqa, dishdasha, Salwar, etc. . . .

Actually, the sharks only attack tourists, or so it seems so your theory needs some work.

And Muslims don't bathe, that is against their religion, they are just like Texans in that regard.

 

[waggy]

well if bush can control the weather the jews shouldn't have any problem controlling a damn shark!

 

[OCGuy]

First sharks, now vultures!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ientists-flies-Saudi-Arabia-arrested-spy.html


"A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday."