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My favorite story like this was the scammer in Nigeria who was trying to get a bunch of Asus laptops from a shop with a bad check so the owner told the scammer he was sending out the Anus laptops but the scammer would be responsible for paying for the shipping fee upon delivery. So he sent him a few hundred pounds of broken laptops with ANUS scratched into the screen plus a bunch of dead power supplies and other assorted heavy trash. Said the scammer spent like $2000 to pick up the delivery. Was hilarious seeing the scammers emails back with what he got in the delivery and how the scammer knew the governor of the area the shop was in and that the owner would be in jail soon if he didn't send the real Anus laptops. So he sent another load of garbage.I guess it's too late now, but would be fun to pull something like this off to the scammer:
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P-P-P-Powerbook! | Know Your Meme
P-P-P-Powerbook refers to a replica of an Apple Powerbook laptop handcrafted by Something Awful member Jeff Harris to prank an eBay buyer who tried to scamknowyourmeme.com
That story jarrs me out every time I read it.
I buy from eBay a few times a year. A lot of legit merchants sell on eBay, so that's fairly reliable. I bought a Quest 2 from Meta a year ago and IIRC eBay threw in a 2 year service plan.
Horror stories aside, eBay works because the vast majority of people (buyers or sellers) are not crooks. They clear about $80B of merchandise per year.
Just because it might not be strongly enforced, does not make it legal to buy and sell other people's property.I bought the CPU from ebay years ago. I have bought like 10 ES CPU's (Intel and AMD) from ebay. No matter what that document says, if you look at the quantity of ES chips that are advertised and sold by ebay, there is no way its an offense that will be prosecuted, and possibly not illegal. (not a lawyer)
If its that illegal, how could thousands of chips be sold for MANY years (like over 15 at least) by ebay ?
Edit: NOTE: If you search for ES CPU on ebay right now, its says this about the results
1,000+ results for ES CPU
And if you scroll down, they are computer CPUs, mostly Intel
Technically, they are illegal. You violate what is set on paper, it's illegal. That's all.I bought the CPU from ebay years ago. I have bought like 10 ES CPU's (Intel and AMD) from ebay. No matter what that document says, if you look at the quantity of ES chips that are advertised and sold by ebay, there is no way its an offense that will be prosecuted, and possibly not illegal. (not a lawyer)
If its that illegal, how could thousands of chips be sold for MANY years (like over 15 at least) by ebay ?
Edit: NOTE: If you search for ES CPU on ebay right now, its says this about the results
1,000+ results for ES CPU
And if you scroll down, they are computer CPUs, mostly Intel
That's probably the key reason for the outcome. Rules have meanings. They set those time deadlines and they take them seriously.The lateness of the label should be irrelevant.
Once I had contested the return, creating a return label was impossible the normal way. I asked for help, but it took me a while to find his address, and I had to do it backdoor. Hence the 2 days late. Yes, if I got the hardware back, I would be pissed, but not like this. I was totalled screwed.That's probably the key reason for the outcome. Rules have meanings. They set those time deadlines and they take them seriously.
I think most of us agree, I haven't used it since the golden days of the internet.I been saying this but no one ever cared or believed me. Oh well.
This is now officially a boomer meme.I guess it's too late now, but would be fun to pull something like this off to the scammer:
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P-P-P-Powerbook! | Know Your Meme
P-P-P-Powerbook refers to a replica of an Apple Powerbook laptop handcrafted by Something Awful member Jeff Harris to prank an eBay buyer who tried to scamknowyourmeme.com
That story jarrs me out every time I read it.
Unfortunately this karma system doesn't exist.Anyway, it's the scumbag's loss, not gain. No unjust deed goes unpunished. He will face the music sooner or later and then cry out, "What did I do to deserve this???".
Unfortunately this karma system doesn't exist.
Hundreds of kids died today while doing nothing wrong.
It's not instant. If it were, all humans would be angels for fear of Karma. If nothing else, the inbreeding of the oppressors will be their downfall from an evolutionary standpoint.Unfortunately this karma system doesn't exist.
Hundreds of kids died today while doing nothing wrong.
Only snag being, customers shipping defective items to the escrow service and then claiming that "it was working fine!" before they shipped it. I suppose that's a headache most services want to avoid. If people were reasonable, life would be so much easier. In the OP's case, only a scumbag would claim someone else's stuff through some loophole. Anyone with a conscience would never do that.If anyone has a problem with either the payment or the goods, they take it up with the escrow service, not the buyer or seller.
That's been done for luxury consignment but it wouldn't really scale (it would cost way more for eBay than their current see-no-evil policies):You'd think there would be a proper used sales brokerage service that would basically escrow all the things to keep all parties honest: Payment and goods are sent to escrow service, receipt of all is verified, any final comments or concerns hammered out, then payment is sent to vendor and goods sent to customer for completion of sale.
If anyone has a problem with either the payment or the goods, they take it up with the escrow service, not the buyer or seller.
OFC some additional protections should be in place (since the escrow service can't be expected to "know" about the goods they're handling other than they're not obviously illegal) and this would have to operate with increased fees and so only really be applicable to higher cost items, but no reason eBay couldn't offer a service like this for items $1000 and up for example.
There are a lot of "scumbags" in the U.S. alone. See: 2016 U.S. Presidential election, for example.Only snag being, customers shipping defective items to the escrow service and then claiming that "it was working fine!" before they shipped it. I suppose that's a headache most services want to avoid. If people were reasonable, life would be so much easier. In the OP's case, only a scumbag would claim someone else's stuff through some loophole. Anyone with a conscience would never do that.
You'd think there would be a proper used sales brokerage service that would basically escrow all the things to keep all parties honest: Payment and goods are sent to escrow service, receipt of all is verified, any final comments or concerns hammered out, then payment is sent to vendor and goods sent to customer for completion of sale.
If nothing else, the inbreeding of the oppressors will be their downfall from an evolutionary standpoint.
