Eating fingernails: Is it unhealthy?

Ichinisan

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Assuming your fingernails are clean, is it healthy to eat your fingernail fragments as you bite them off? They are made of calcium, correct? I would think that it might be bad for the appendix.
 

FoBoT

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i have been doing it for 37 years and i feel fine


i don't recommend it though, it is a harder habit to break than heroin
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
i have been doing it for 37 years and i feel fine


i don't recommend it though, it is a harder habit to break than heroin

You should try grinding them up and smoking them.. mmm mmm mm!
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Just testing out my new material.

So what's the deal with airplane food, anyway?

HAHAHA! Yeah, airplane food! Oh, man!
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Agreed :beer:... That is twice today he has brought about a LOL (Laugh Out Loud.... for those who are thinking of asking. ;))
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: Jfrag
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Agreed :beer:... That is twice today he has brought about a LOL (Laugh Out Loud.... for those who are thinking of asking. ;))

*bows*

In other news, I was going to go to a nudist colony the other day, but I couldn't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.
 

neutralizer

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Oct 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Jfrag
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Agreed :beer:... That is twice today he has brought about a LOL (Laugh Out Loud.... for those who are thinking of asking. ;))

*bows*

In other news, I was going to go to a nudist colony the other day, but I couldn't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

Really, nudist colony? WHERE?
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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"I realize we don't exactly pay a whole lot of money here, but you don't have to eat your own flesh!" - quote from a supervisor I once had years ago.
 

OulOat

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Chewing your fingernails make your fingernails grow faster because your saliva has antibiotic and healing properties, thus prompting growth. Why do you think it is a natural instinct for all animals to lick a wound?
 

Mermaidman

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I doubt it'll harm you even if the nails have normal dirt. The GI tract is a tough cookie. For the nails though, I suppose if you chew off too much, you might cause an injury and infection to your fingertips?

Hey--aren't fingernails similar to horns in animals? Some people eat horn for alleged aphrodisiac benefits, so maybe eating your fingernails would make you "horny." :D
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Jfrag
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Agreed :beer:... That is twice today he has brought about a LOL (Laugh Out Loud.... for those who are thinking of asking. ;))

*bows*

In other news, I was going to go to a nudist colony the other day, but I couldn't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

Really, nudist colony? WHERE?

It wasn't really a colony, per say. It was more like a private gathering at your mom's house. :D
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Jfrag
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Ichinisan
What's the difference?

Sweet delicious taste.

LOL! Oh man, you're on a roll today. First, the SARS thing, now this...

Agreed :beer:... That is twice today he has brought about a LOL (Laugh Out Loud.... for those who are thinking of asking. ;))

*bows*

In other news, I was going to go to a nudist colony the other day, but I couldn't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

Really, nudist colony? WHERE?

It wasn't really a colony, per say. It was more like a private gathering at your mom's house. :D

BWWWWWWWWWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!

Make that number 3 for today. :D