Eat MORE, exercise LESS, lose weight!

[Russ]

Flipping channels this morning I came across an informercial for something called the 6 week body makeover. I swear that's what they claimed. Who buys this garbage? BTW, it was a mere four payments of $39.99. That would be a quick way to flush $160.

Russ, NCNE

 

[minendo]

Fat ass Americans will try just about anything to avoid exercise. I could sell them sh!t in a bag and tell them that it will help them lose weight. Sure enough people will try it.

 

[ElFenix]

eat more, but only if its fiber. if you're sh!ttin' all the time you don't have time to process all the food. it works really well.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

This thread has gone to sh*t Seriously though, I agree with minendo (I can't belive I just wrote that ) Fat folk desperate to lose weight but who just can't find the motivation to exercise or substantially change their eating habits will go for whatever the snakeoil salesman pushs on them.

 

[Zenmervolt]

<< Flipping channels this morning I came across an informercial for something called the 6 week body makeover. I swear that's what they claimed. Who buys this garbage? BTW, it was a mere four payments of $39.99. That would be a quick way to flush $160.

Russ, NCNE >>

But Russ, they are 100% correct. You do lose weight with this program.

Specifically, you lose weight equal to the weight of $159.96.

ZV

EDIT: Grammar

 

[Red Dawn]

[Richard Simmons Voice] All right ladies, Binge and Purge..Binge and Purge ..come on you tubby little wenches![/Richard Simmons Voice]

 

[Amused]

<< Fat ass Americans will try just about anything to avoid exercise. I could sell them sh!t in a bag and tell them that it will help them lose weight. Sure enough people will try it. >>



Sh1t in a bag would be more effective. How hungry would a person be if they had bags of sh!t around the house?

 

[StageLeft]

Uh, damn I ordered that last night

 

[Amused]

<< Uh, damn I ordered that last night >>



Bags of sh!t?

 

[Red Dawn]

<< Sh1t in a bag would be more effective. How hungry would a person be if they had bags of sh!t around the house? >>

Extremely hungry because I would be fasting!

 

[mrCide]

you want a good plan? my friend is on body for life.. plenty of eating good food and working out.

12-14 weeks he lost 20 pounds and is actually cut... meanwhile my fatass cant afford a gym membership

 

[Russ]

Damn! Apparently, this scam is hot!

Russ, NCNE

 

[Adul]

damn. I need some cash too

 

[Amused]

I'm going to market the E-coli diet. We'll sell E-coli in a pill, you get chronically ill and lose weight.

Now THAT'S effective!

 

[minendo]

<< I'm going to market the E-coli diet. We'll sell E-coli in a pill, you get chronically ill and lose weight.

Now THAT'S effective! >>


How about a do it yourself liposuction kit? All you need is a shopvac and a sharp object.

 

[Zenmervolt]

"There's no underestimating the intelligence of the American public." - H. L. Mencken

ZV

EDIT: Corrected quotation.

 

[ElFenix]

cholera. that will make you lose weight. and help decrease energy consumption in the US because 1/3 of the population dies. so we get rid of two of america's problems: obesity and reliance on foreign oil.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

All they need is a terrible depression. You don't feel like eating, you don't feel like living, great way to lose weight.

 

[Amused]

Smoking six packs a day does the trick too.

 

[eleutheria]

My friend lost 150 pounds of ugly flab overnight.

He broke up with his girlfriend.

 

[Psylence]

<< My friend lost 150 pounds of ugly flab overnight.

He broke up with his girlfriend. >>



Bwahahahahhah!!!!

 

[apoppin]

There IS a diet plan that allows you to EAT ALL YOU WANT, Exercise LESS and STILL LOSE weight!!!

1) Drink LOTS of water

2) Chew THOROUGHLY


and . . .,


. . . most IMPORTANTLY . . .



3) Don't Swallow.

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

What the hell is this 'exercise' you people keep referring to?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< Fat ass Americans will try just about anything to avoid exercise. I could sell them sh!t in a bag and tell them that it will help them lose weight. Sure enough people will try it. >>

Well.... you would be losing weight because the excrement isn't in your body, pulling on the scale anymore, but...

nik

 

[ElFenix]

<< 3) Don't Swallow. >>

no no... i want her to swallow