easy halloween costume ideas?

[waterjug]

So I wasn't going to go out, now I've been roped into going this year. I don't want to stick a card on me and write "to: women, from: God" again, and the only other thing I have is an olde Roman gladiator costume that I really don't feel like wearing. Any other ideas for something REALLY easy I can go as?

 

[Rakehellion]

Any other ideas for something REALLY easy

Your mom.

 

[master_shake_]

if you could get the sun to shine out your ass you could go as my wife

 

[IronWing]

Get naked and paint a black stripe across your ass cheeks and go as a Dodge Challenger.

 

[Howard]

...

Mm... not sure what there could be...

 

[zerocool84]

Cut your own head off and ride around on a horse.

 

[lozina]

bed sheet and scissors to cut two holes?

 

[John Connor]

Reaper? Headless reaper?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I've never been invited to a Halloween party, but had I been, I would have worn my stretchy pumpkin costume from kindergarten. Once full-body, it would now function as a bustle to my invisible Cinderella dress, but I don't think it has lost any of its scaring potential.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Trench coat and glue on moustache.

 

[brainhulk]

Bulk beef?

 

[Fenixgoon]

fix-it felix

 

[Chaotic42]

Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

 

[Childs]

Just get a sack and cut some holes in it...very effective.

 

[Mai72]

Screw Halloween!

Stay inside and let's hangout on ATOT.

 

[John Connor]

Go as Lee Harvey Oswald?

I went as a Greaser once. Kinda like Pony Boy from the book The Outsiders.

 

[HN]

bed sheet and scissors to cut two holes?

several holes

 

[IronWing]

Find a big cardboard box, cut a hole in the side, paint it up, and go as the kid on milk carton.

 

[Pepsei]

dress up as walking dead and wear this

Too soon?
made it in five minutes on zazzle

 

[Atomic Playboy]

the only other thing I have is an olde Roman gladiator costume...

Why do you have this?

 

[waterjug]

Croooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

oh man, I wish I could get that in time

 

[waterjug]

Why do you have this?

I don't want to talk about it. :\

 

[Jeeebus]

Most epic, easiest to make costume:

 

[Uppsala9496]

I have 2 sets of 30 led, battery operated christmas lights. I'll just wear a green coat tonight, wrap the lights around my upper and lower body and be a christmas tree whilst taking the kid trick or treating.
Should be fun with a temperature of 38°F and 40+mph winds...

 

[Ns1]

Bulk beef?

LOL