Easiest way to get a girlfriend?

[SphinxnihpS]

And if it's real?

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


...yeah!

 

[Hacp]

Being president of the robotics club at my highschool actually did me some good when I was looking for my first internship in college. After I had some real experience, I took everything from before college off my resume.

Exactly, as a person who holds a club leadership position, I have streamlined processes, increased efficiency, reduced variance, and focused our resources on core activities.

In addition, I increased active member participation by 200% and reduced turnaround time in our communication system by 4000 time units.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Exactly, as a person who holds a club leadership position, I have streamlined processes, increased efficiency, reduced variance, and focused our resources on core activities.

In addition, I increased active member participation by 200% and reduced turnaround time in our communication system by 4000 time units.

Wtf?

 

[Born2bwire]

Wtf?

I just can't imagine how he can't find a job or a girlfriend. Amazing...

 

[Jeff7]

If the OP is being completely serious and isn't trolling us then I think his post is a sign of a serious personality disorder. I'm not trying to diss the OP here I'm being serious. Viewing people as objects to further one's career sounds like classic psychopathy.

It also means he's a perfect candidate a for upper management.:\

 

[MotF Bane]

Exactly, as a person who holds a club leadership position, I have streamlined processes, increased efficiency, reduced variance, and focused our resources on core activities.

In addition, I increased active member participation by 200% and reduced turnaround time in our communication system by 4000 time units.

Buzzword, catchphrases x3, buzzword, buzzword, meaningless number, buzzword, fancy phrase, meaningless number, meaningless units.

 

[SSSnail]

I have a friend that puts on his resume "Writes code. Solves problems. Writes beautiful codes that solve hard problems". Much better than any of the craptastic meaningless buzzwords you put on your resume.

 

[The_Dude8]

Exactly, as a person who holds a club leadership position, I have streamlined processes, increased efficiency, reduced variance, and focused our resources on core activities.

In addition, I increased active member participation by 200% and reduced turnaround time in our communication system by 4000 time units.

In the Wow universe?

 

[Leros]

Exactly, as a person who holds a club leadership position, I have streamlined processes, increased efficiency, reduced variance, and focused our resources on core activities.

In addition, I increased active member participation by 200% and reduced turnaround time in our communication system by 4000 time units.

Yup, I took our robotics club from the being the worst in the region for 10 years to winning regionals and going to state. Looked good on the resume.

 

[Engineer]

this explains so much

Yes, it really does.

 

[vital]

ummmm.... whether you have a gf or not will not determine or help you secure a job in anyway whatsoever?

 

[Imp]

ummmm.... whether you have a gf or not will not determine or help you secure a job in anyway whatsoever?

Not true. Remember, there are people (lots of them) out there who care a great deal about image. Think about American presidents, have there been many (any?) that weren't married?

Ya, but wife is one thing, fiance is ok, but what's a girlfriend? Someone you're banging? Whoop-di-do, you have someone to show off and hit. The first two represent stability and willingness to commit.

The sad thing is that the one's who would use their "significant others" as objects to further their career are likely going fo fuck around on them. "I married/got with her to get a job". Duh?

Also, there are ladies out there desperate enough to be party to this thinking it's "true love". So OP is all set, just find an insecure girl. Quite a challenge.

 

[allenpan]

buy one.... cheaper

 

[ghost recon88]

buy one.... cheaper

What the heck were you searching for when you found this thread? And uh, last reply was over a year ago, should have just let it die :thumbsdown:

 

[ImpulsE69]

Juts tell them you have 100's of Facebook girlfriends. Win win.

 

[midwestfisherman]

Here you go. Just find your city.

backpage.com

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Here you go. Just find your city.

backpage.com

Omegle is better

 

[wirednuts]

Very easy once you know where to look.

does this really work? i always wanted to try it.

 

[Imp]

1.5 year bump... yay?

 

[wirednuts]

1.5 year bump... yay?

im tired of this. its the internet. there is no time

 

[blankslate]

Thanks for the entertainment OP.

Good luck in your quest I guess.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Thanks for the entertainment OP.

Good luck in your quest I guess.

Its been a year and a half. So he must have gotten at least one girlfriend.

 

[Ricochet]

Thank you for bumping this classic. Gave me a good read.

 

[manimal]

Did hacp get a girlfriend? Did she have ice cream ? Injuiring minds wanna know!


Reread OP and first few pages and I am still laughing at perknose's comment about preserving bear arms.

 

[blankslate]

Its been a year and a half. So he must have gotten at least one girlfriend.

Must've been an epic quest...