Easiest/Fastest way to become a multi-millionare is...?

[fatbaby]

you have to have good looks.

Then you go marry some old rich chick thats about to die. Then get your name on the will.

 

[Tom]

Open the first McDs in Baghdad.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Be too stupid to avoid hurting yourself with some commercial product. It doesn't really matter, jam a fork in your eye, try shaving with a chainsaw, teabag your genitals in a hot oil fryer, anything works. Then sue the manufacturer of the product for failing to warn you not to do that.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
you have to have good looks.

Then you go marry some old rich chick thats about to die. Then get your name on the will.

why get your name in the will? if you married the rich old chick, all the money goes to you anyway.

 

[oniq]

You could become a woman and marry an old man with cash.

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Be too stupid to avoid hurting yourself with some commercial product. It doesn't really matter, jam a fork in your eye, try shaving with a chainsaw, teabag your genitals in a hot oil fryer, anything works. Then sue the manufacturer of the product for failing to warn you not to do that.

Just check to make sure the owner's manual doesn't already warn about what you are trying. For example, many microwave manuals now carry the warning: DO NOT DRY TENNIS BALLS IN MICROWAVE OVEN.

Does your weedwhacker carry a warning about shaving your scrotum with it?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

god i hope this is a parody thread.

 

[PCboy]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The winning numbers for next weeks powerball: 4, 45, 10, 18, 22 and the powerball is 30.

I'll bet you're going to be real pissed when you find out those are the real numbers.

bwahaha... oh man, if they are, I gotta see some :camera:s of his :Q face..

 

[dirtboy]

Inheritance would be the easiest way or just finding it laying on the street would be pretty easy as well.

 

[isekii]

You sure someone would buy your body ?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Be too stupid to avoid hurting yourself with some commercial product. It doesn't really matter, jam a fork in your eye, try shaving with a chainsaw, teabag your genitals in a hot oil fryer, anything works. Then sue the manufacturer of the product for failing to warn you not to do that.

Just check to make sure the owner's manual doesn't already warn about what you are trying. For example, many microwave manuals now carry the warning: DO NOT DRY TENNIS BALLS IN MICROWAVE OVEN.

Does your weedwhacker carry a warning about shaving your scrotum with it?

No, oddly it fails to warn about scrotal shaving. The best method is to find something it warns against and do something similar. Like the microwave oven mentions tennis balls, but does not list bocce balls, golf balls or jai alai pelotas. Since those are not listed and tennis balls are, that clearly implies that using a microwave to dry golf balls must be perfectly okay. That's a million dollars just waiting to be collected. And the weed whacker, if it warns you against shaving your scrotum, but not your eyebrows, KACHING!!! Big settlement there.

 

[jagr10]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP..

The only way i could possible method I can conceive of is becoming a movie star/singer. easiest way.

And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

Don't sell your body. Just become a pimp and make money off someone else's body.

 

[alrocky]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP.

There's an old joke about the Hunt brothers of Texas who tried to corner the sugar market and the fastest way to become a multi-millionare. Just like the Hunt brothers, start off as billionaires.

 

[WayneTeK]

be the next inventor of GGW..

 

[Acts837]

Hot, coffee, spill, lap, fast food, drive-thru ... you figure it out.

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: Acts837
Hot, coffee, spill, lap, fast food, drive-thru ... you figure it out.

That works too.

 

[IamElectro]

Have you considered placing ads in news papers across the country. I heard once you can make tons o cash from your one room apartment by just placing ads.

 

[jdini76]

Just invent something that is uterly stupid, like the pet rock or the little plastic thingy on the end of your shoe lace! you're surrounded by milionaires!

 

[TheeeChosenOne]

1.) Marry a rich girl. Most likely the money belongs to Daddy, which means you won't see none of it. Your lifestyle will be good, but you'll most likely have no control of the funds for a very, very, very long time--if ever.
2.) Start a web site with porn.
3.) Write a screenplay.
4.) Drug Deal.

 

[stev0]

grow and sell shrooms.

any form of acid, meth would do the trick too.

:beer:

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The winning numbers for next weeks powerball: 4, 45, 10, 18, 22 and the powerball is 30.

I'm going to buy a ticket. I'm going to laugh really hard and for a long time If I win.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: yobarman
sell drugs. Just dont get caught

 

[isekii]

The manwhore he is

 

[Babbles]

Panamanian drug cartel.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
if i knew... i wouldn't be posting here.

I would.

- M4H