Easiest/Fastest way to become a multi-millionare is...?

[bolomite]

get into real estate

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: IamElectro
Have you considered placing adds in news papers across the country. I heard once you can make tons o cash from your one room apartment by just placing adds.

I knew I was doing something wrong! I should have placed adds not ads

 

[IamElectro]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: IamElectro
Have you considered placing adds in news papers across the country. I heard once you can make tons o cash from your one room apartment by just placing adds.

I knew I was doing something wrong! I should have placed adds not ads

Caught me fingers moving faster than my brain..

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP..

The only way i could possible method I can conceive of is becoming a movie star/singer. easiest way.

And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

If you believe in a God which will care for you, and you really need the cash, he/she/it should provide it right? Otherwise you obviously didn't need it.

 

[NogginBoink]

If you truly want to get a million dollars quickly, the quickest means is to steal it.

Most legal ways of acquiring a million dollars legally are not at all easy.

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Steve Martin answer:

"First, get a million dollars."

Then, when the tax man comes... two simple words: "I forgot."

 

[isaacmacdonald]

if you're good with basic math, you can train yourself to count cards (think rainman, but it's not that hard)... you can make some quick cash playing black jack, though you'll probably get blacklisted before you're a multimillionaire-

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP..

The only way i could possible method I can conceive of is becoming a movie star/singer. easiest way.

And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

pepsi is giving away a billion dollars.

aside from that you need a really good original idea or work really hard at something and become the best at what it is you do.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Use $10000 to pay the processing fees to release frozen Nigerian assets.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: shady06
if anyone knew the easiest way to become a millionaire, i hope they arent dumb enough to tell the rest of the world how to do it

There are two rules to being sucessful in life.

Rule 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: shady06
if anyone knew the easiest way to become a millionaire, i hope they arent dumb enough to tell the rest of the world how to do it

There are two rules to being sucessful in life.

Rule 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

lmao

 

[Mr N8]

Sell 1 teste and 1 kidney. You only need one, anyway. At that point you could be up like 500k.

as mentioned before - pr0n site

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP..

The only way i could possible method I can conceive of is becoming a movie star/singer. easiest way.

And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

Your body is for God yet you want to have excessive ammounts of money, which is a vice (gluttony) which God says is a sin? Riiiiiiight.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: white
marry one.

oh, that is actually the best way, find a rich chick and get her to love you

Which is as easy as getting her parents to hate you. Bling Bling.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Be too stupid to avoid hurting yourself with some commercial product. It doesn't really matter, jam a fork in your eye, try shaving with a chainsaw, teabag your genitals in a hot oil fryer, anything works. Then sue the manufacturer of the product for failing to warn you not to do that.

HAHAHAHA

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Be too stupid to avoid hurting yourself with some commercial product. It doesn't really matter, jam a fork in your eye, try shaving with a chainsaw, teabag your genitals in a hot oil fryer, anything works. Then sue the manufacturer of the product for failing to warn you not to do that.

Just check to make sure the owner's manual doesn't already warn about what you are trying. For example, many microwave manuals now carry the warning: DO NOT DRY TENNIS BALLS IN MICROWAVE OVEN.

Does your weedwhacker carry a warning about shaving your scrotum with it?

No, oddly it fails to warn about scrotal shaving. The best method is to find something it warns against and do something similar. Like the microwave oven mentions tennis balls, but does not list bocce balls, golf balls or jai alai pelotas. Since those are not listed and tennis balls are, that clearly implies that using a microwave to dry golf balls must be perfectly okay. That's a million dollars just waiting to be collected. And the weed whacker, if it warns you against shaving your scrotum, but not your eyebrows, KACHING!!! Big settlement there.

Oh man that has me LOL right now, and today was starting off not so good, thanks

 

[Trygve]

Originally posted by: bolomite
get into real estate

I've had good luck with real estate, but that tends to be a more "slow and steady" route to wealth...with its share of headaches along the way.

The thing to do right now is think up an idea that's completely obvious, but that nobody else has patented yet, claim you'd thought of it first, get your own patent, and demand royalties from everybody on the planet. Like the idea of putting dark-colored text on a light-colored background on a computer display, or the concept of typing text into a rectangular box. These days a lot of companies appear to have abandoned any efforts to actually create a product and have switched over entirely to demanding royalties for completely obvious "intellectual property" even when it's obvious that it was in common use before they'd written down the idea.

One thing that's even easier than that is to have an illicit affair with some famous guy and turn it into a well-publicised scandal. This may only work for women, though, so if you're a guy, you might have to invest in a sex-change first.