Easiest/Fastest way to become a multi-millionare is...?

[WayneTeK]

I need cash and I need it fast. I need to know methods of how to become a millionare ASAP..

The only way i could possible method I can conceive of is becoming a movie star/singer. easiest way.

And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

 

[Lager]

Go on reality show and win it.

 

[piku]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
And no, I will not sell my body. My body is a temple of purity for God.

Sounds like infomercials are in your future...

 

Rob a bank.

Do note: Doing so will get you arrested and put in federal pound me in the ass prison.

 

[boyRacer]

if i knew... i wouldn't be posting here.

 

[yobarman]

sell drugs. Just dont get caught

 

[crab]

Fort Knox.

 

Originally posted by: crab
Fort Knox.

winnAr!

 

[crab]

Wait, thats not too easy...

 

Originally posted by: crab
Wait, thats not too easy...

if you pulled it off, it would be the fastest though.

 

[SithSolo1]

Day trading but you better be damn good and know wtf you are doing.

 

[UncleWai]

start an energy company and cook the book.
Even if you get caught, the penalty is just a slap on the wrist.

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: crab
Wait, thats not too easy...

if you pulled it off, it would be the fastest though.

It sure as hell would have to be. If you're robbing Fort Knox, SOMEBODY knows, and you'll have minutes until the entire military stomps your ass out.

 

[lowtech1]

Set up a web site, and go on TV asking for donation to enlarge your little man & increase your breast size.

 

[FinalLastt]

Find a good multi-level marketing company.
Work your ass off for 10 years.
You should be a multi-millionare.

 

[white]

marry one.

 

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: crab
Wait, thats not too easy...

if you pulled it off, it would be the fastest though.

It sure as hell would have to be. If you're robbing Fort Knox, SOMEBODY knows, and you'll have minutes until the entire military stomps your ass out.

not if you are the hulk though. He would just get more angry and throw those tanks to the wind.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

The winning numbers for next weeks powerball: 4, 45, 10, 18, 22 and the powerball is 30.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The winning numbers for next weeks powerball: 4, 45, 10, 18, 22 and the powerball is 30.

I'll bet you're going to be real pissed when you find out those are the real numbers.

 

[Corporate Thug]

if anyone knew the easiest way to become a millionaire, i hope they arent dumb enough to tell the rest of the world how to do it

 

[FoBoT]

they are mostly all illegal

rich relative dying is about your best bet, unless you have no rich relatives

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: white
marry one.

oh, that is actually the best way, find a rich chick and get her to love you

 

[ElFenix]

the 6Cs: Cute Crazy Candid College Coeds Captured (on Tape)!

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: yobarman
sell drugs. Just dont get caught

 

[Queasy]

Steve Martin answer:

"First, get a million dollars."