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Earthquake-Proof Beds

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i wonder how they differentiate between an earthquake and other vigorous activity that might be occurring on the bed

on second thought, that might be a feature

'hey baby, looks like we might be trapped here a while . . .'
 
tynopik said:
i wonder how they differentiate between an earthquake and other vigorous activity that might be occurring on the bed

on second thought, that might be a feature

'hey baby, looks like we might be trapped here a while . . .'
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Great for the single dating male :sneaky: Get rid of it though after marriage 😎
 
"No, daddy! Not the earthquake bed! I'll be good! Oh god I'm sorry!"

















(The kid's not worried because it's a metal cage. The kid's terrified because it's a metal cage that blocks wifi.)
 
I don't get why it needs moving parts. Why not just a 4 poster bed that conceals a high strength steel frame?
 
Linux23 said:
wow that's creepy. 😱
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Okay, I was going to post about how this might be handy in a high crime area as a defacto panic room...but your comment made my imagination go into overdrive.

Someone could retool this thing to be a trap. A guest lays down on the thing and then BAM! they're now a prisoner! 😱

And excuse me while I say 😱 just one more time!
 
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