Jeffwo
Platinum Member
- Mar 2, 2001
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<< This will either make you laugh or give you nightmares
Enjoy >>Man, I get bored, but never bored enough to do something like this!!
Cheer up eakers....God loves ya!!!!
Jeff
<< Duck walks into a store and asks the guy at the counter, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the Duck walks back into the store and walks up to the guy and asks, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the duck enters the store again and asks, "Do you have any Popcycles?" The store owner, getting a little angry, replys "No, and if you come in here and ask one more time, I am going to staple your feet to the floor!" The duck leaves. The duck shows up again the next day and asks, " Do you have any staples?" The owner replys "No". The duck says, "Good, do you have any popcycles?" >>
It's gwapes!
A young Nun joins a order in Paris.
After being there for several weeks she goes on a bike ride with a older Nun who has been there for many years.
Several hours into their tour of the city, they turn down a cobble stone street that the younger woman hasn't ridden on before.
After riding for a block or two, the younger Nun turns to the older Nun and says. "You know, I've never come this way before."
To which the older Nun answers. "It's the cobble stones!!"
After being there for several weeks she goes on a bike ride with a older Nun who has been there for many years.
Several hours into their tour of the city, they turn down a cobble stone street that the younger woman hasn't ridden on before.
After riding for a block or two, the younger Nun turns to the older Nun and says. "You know, I've never come this way before."
To which the older Nun answers. "It's the cobble stones!!"
yllus
Elite Member & Lifer
- Aug 20, 2000
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<< This will either make you laugh or give you nightmares
Enjoy >>BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was amazing Prohawk! Bless your imaginitive boredom!
kat, gimme a yell in a few mins online. =)
two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked!
go listen to some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer! it always cheers me up!
go listen to some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer! it always cheers me up!
>A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot
>was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every
>other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to
>say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude
>and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything
>he could think of to try and set a good example.
>
>Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He
>shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
>Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the
>freezer.
>
>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream.
>Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
>David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly
>opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's
>extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my
>rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my
>behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
>
>David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about
>to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot
>continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
>was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every
>other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to
>say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude
>and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything
>he could think of to try and set a good example.
>
>Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He
>shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
>Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the
>freezer.
>
>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream.
>Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
>David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly
>opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's
>extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my
>rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my
>behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
>
>David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about
>to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot
>continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
/me shows eakers a box of CPUs.
Imagine how many of these you could OC!
/me hands eakers a pack of fresh panties too
Imagine how many of these you could OC!
/me hands eakers a pack of fresh panties too
LMAO...........
*backs away from the computer slowly......*
EDIT: holy hell, theres a full 2 minutes of this
*backs away from the computer slowly......*
EDIT: holy hell, theres a full 2 minutes of this
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