eakers is sad.

LordThing · Oct 20, 2001

NFS4: if seeing something like that cheers her up, she is my kinda girl

Brutuskend · Oct 20, 2001

Why do women make poor carpenters?

All their lives they have been told that this

<------------------------------------------------------------->

Is six inches!

whats the differance between a man and a savings bond??

The savings bond MATURES!!!

eakers · Oct 20, 2001

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video.

NFS4 · Oct 20, 2001

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video. >>

DOWNLOAD IT. I'm sure it will cheer you up

yobarman · Oct 20, 2001

if you knew me in real life i could cheer you up. most of my friends say im the funniest person they've ever met. i think they're all crazy!!

Rent · Oct 20, 2001

Here, pass this on to people you don't like that much

hehe

eakers · Oct 20, 2001

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video. >>

DOWNLOAD IT. I'm sure it will cheer you up >>

okay, i think it could be a divX plug in that i need but im not sure.

where can i get it?

*kat. <-- sad and lazy.

LordThing · Oct 20, 2001

That joke not good enough? How about this one:

Duck walks into a store and asks the guy at the counter, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the Duck walks back into the store and walks up to the guy and asks, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the duck enters the store again and asks, "Do you have any Popcycles?" The store owner, getting a little angry, replys "No, and if you come in here and ask one more time, I am going to staple your feet to the floor!" The duck leaves. The duck shows up again the next day and asks, " Do you have any staples?" The owner replys "No". The duck says, "Good, do you have any popcycles?"

vi edit · Oct 20, 2001

triumph!

eakers · Oct 20, 2001

<< Here, pass this on to people you don't like that much

hehe >>

the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i cried.
its good for a smile now.

*kat. <-- off to find the gaylene pron thread.

NFS4 · Oct 20, 2001

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<< Radeon's intrest wants to know also

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video. >>

DOWNLOAD IT. I'm sure it will cheer you up >>

okay, i think it could be a divX plug in that i need but im not sure.

where can i get it?

*kat. <-- sad and lazy. >>

DOWNLOAD IT NOW. Then watch the link I sent you

http://www.fileflash.com/?action=download&program=2767

dbcrossfire · Oct 20, 2001

eakers, try www.divx.com for all your divx needs.

edit: http://www.divx.com/download/downloadlist.php?typeid=1 get the top one.

geno · Oct 20, 2001

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<< Radeon's intrest wants to know also

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video. >>

DOWNLOAD IT. I'm sure it will cheer you up >>

okay, i think it could be a divX plug in that i need but im not sure.

where can i get it?

*kat. <-- sad and lazy. >>

DOWNLOAD IT NOW. Then watch the link I sent you

http://www.fileflash.com/?action=download&program=2767 >>

sorry, I just wanted to quote all of that

eakers · Oct 20, 2001

<< That joke not good enough? How about this one:

Duck walks into a store and asks the guy at the counter, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the Duck walks back into the store and walks up to the guy and asks, "Do you have any popcycles?" The guy replys no and the duck walks out. The next day the duck enters the store again and asks, "Do you have any Popcycles?" The store owner, getting a little angry, replys "No, and if you come in here and ask one more time, I am going to staple your feet to the floor!" The duck leaves. The duck shows up again the next day and asks, " Do you have any staples?" The owner replys "No". The duck says, "Good, do you have any popcycles?" >>

its funny, i tell that joke all the time except with grapes and nails.

*kat. <-- looking for this pic, it says "safe sex" and has two safes having sex, if anyone has it, please post it or email it to her.

LordThing · Oct 20, 2001

Shrug, ah well....I tried.

Brutuskend · Oct 20, 2001

Step 1: Go find a puppy
Step 2: Pet said puppy

TripleJ · Oct 20, 2001

What is sad is that there are over 30 posts in less than 20 minutes in this thread.

eakers · Oct 20, 2001

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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>

geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>

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It doesn't make me sad. I just used "sad" instead of "pisses me off"

Cheer up >>

i cant see it

*kat. <-- too damn lazy to d/l whatever it is she needs to view that video. >>

DOWNLOAD IT. I'm sure it will cheer you up >>

okay, i think it could be a divX plug in that i need but im not sure.

where can i get it?

*kat. <-- sad and lazy. >>

DOWNLOAD IT NOW. Then watch the link I sent you

http://www.fileflash.com/?action=download&program=2767 >>

sorry, I just wanted to quote all of that >>

i still cant see it!

yeah i know i should try restarting...
*kat. <--

dman · Oct 20, 2001

Hmm, this is old, but, if you haven't seen it it's worth a visit: Furniture Porn.

RedRooster · Oct 20, 2001

kat, rent a movie.

wfbberzerker · Oct 20, 2001

ill do a little dance for you

*dances*

ElFenix · Oct 20, 2001

so eddie tells mike about this bar he went to last night. it was the golden bar, where everything, the pints, the bar, the stools, even the toilet is made of gold. so not believing him, mike calls the bar.
"hi, is this the golden bar?"
"yep."
"where everything is made in gold?"
"yep"
"where the bar and pints are made of gold?"
"yep"
"where the stools and pool table are made of gold?"
"yep"
"where even the toilet is made of gold?"
"just a minute"
<shouting away from the phone>
"hey dan i think we found the guy who sh!t in your tuba!"

PaNsyBoy8 · Oct 20, 2001

<< a man walks into a bar.. OUCH! >>

awww man that's my joke...

come on eakers, cheer up, look at all these ppl who care about you, well here's my go at it

After a long day at work, a guy decides to go get a couple of drinks before he heads home. Next thing he knows, the bar?s closing and he?s bowel-failingly drunk. When he gets home, he doesn?t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs.

Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his ass. What?s worse is that he had a couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and the broken glass carved up his butt real good.

A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood and he checked himself out in the mirror. What he saw scared the crap out of him and he tried to bandage himself the best he could under the circumstances. After all this, he just wanted to sleep so he crawled into bed.

The next morning, as his head was pounding and his ass was throbbing, he tried to think of a good story for his wife.

?You really tied one on last night,? she said. ?Where did you go??

?I worked late,? he said, ?and I stopped off for a couple of beers.?

?A couple of beers? That?s funny,? she replied. ?You got plastered last night. Where the hell did you go??

?What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway??

?Well,? she replied, ?my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of Band-Aids stuck to the mirror.?

veryape · Oct 20, 2001

You know, speaking of yourself in the third person is the sign of a narcisist and is dangerous to your health.J/K

Its true but cheer up anyway, its not condusive to living to be depressed.

EDIT-Jesus NFS4, I didn't even see your post, we must think alike.

Pr0Hawk · Oct 20, 2001

This will either make you laugh or give you nightmares

Enjoy

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