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<< A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The neutron asks how much? The bartender replies, for you, no charge....... >>
thats my all time favorite joke.
*kat. <--
<< what you've already heard it? Damn!!! >>
another very siimilar:
an atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender "i was in last night and i lost an electron, have you seen it?"
the bartender says "no, are you sure you lost it here?"
and the atom says "ofcourse, im positive"
ba-doom-ching
*kat. <--
Oh, so those kinda jokes....lets see....
2 strings walk into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here" and throws them out. They walk into the next bar, same thing happens. The strings walk from bar to bar all night and still will not be served. The 2 strings decide to sit down on the curb and regroup for a moment. One string turns to the other and says, "I hate this, we can never hit any of the bars. They always take one look at me and thow us right out. When will we get treated right?!?" He gets so mad he starts rolling around in the dirt right there getting angrier and angrier to the point he is all torn and twisted up.
"Thats it, I am going back in there!!", he proclaims and marches back through the door. The bartender looks down at him and says, "Hey, aren't you the string that was just in here?" The string looks up and says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot".
2 strings walk into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here" and throws them out. They walk into the next bar, same thing happens. The strings walk from bar to bar all night and still will not be served. The 2 strings decide to sit down on the curb and regroup for a moment. One string turns to the other and says, "I hate this, we can never hit any of the bars. They always take one look at me and thow us right out. When will we get treated right?!?" He gets so mad he starts rolling around in the dirt right there getting angrier and angrier to the point he is all torn and twisted up.
"Thats it, I am going back in there!!", he proclaims and marches back through the door. The bartender looks down at him and says, "Hey, aren't you the string that was just in here?" The string looks up and says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot".
Radeon's intrest wants to know also
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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>
geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>
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<< People who talk about themselves in the third person make me sad >>
geno is curious to know what you meant by that?? >>
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