Dumbest tattoos you've ever seen on one person?

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Lash444

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Two funniest ones I have seen, both owned by people i know...

1.) No Fear tattoo, man did he get harassed when that logo became old after about 6 months
2.) Animal from the Muppets...friend got it because he was into drums, and the tattoo has animal beating the drums...I couldnt stop laughing the day he showed it to me. I kept wiating for him to rip it off and say, "Had you going for a second" but he has yet to do that and its been at least 3 years.
 

JulesMaximus

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There's a guy here at work who has a Raiders tatoo on the back of his head (he shaves his head).
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Yaotl

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any kid getting a sXe tattoo i think is a bad idea. they have quite a while to mess up that philosophy for themselves. my gf's tattoo artist did that, he got it covered up since he isn't sXe anymore.
 

FuZoR

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this hot girl has a really lame tribal looking tattoo on her lower back... plus its ugly looking. another guy i know has a tribal tattoo on his right forearm... looks alright but its way overdone
tribal tattoos = lame!

ohh another girl has some fairy tinkerbell on hwer lowerback.. it would be fine if it was small but it was huge with liek flowers all around it bah :(
 

Lash444

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i have nothing against tattoos with foreign writing, heiroglyphs(sp), or anything of that sort...SO LONG AS YOU ARE NOT A POSER. If you are of that decent, or have liked something for years I can understand it. But dont get tribal tattoos just because its "in"
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!
I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.
When your lifting the couch while she is vaccuuming?
wha? Wife vacuuming in the nude or at least topless. hmmm....I like it.
I'm intrigued by your ideas, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

cheapgoose

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i ran into a guy a few years back, think he was mexican or something. he had 2 huge chinese characters on his back. it covered his whole back. the characters translated to "good" and "not good". it didn't really make any sense to me so I asked him what it's suppose to be. he smiled and said, " oh, it's yin and yang, good and evil." I didn't have the heart to tell him, so I just smiled and walked away.
 

Lash444

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Originally posted by: cheapgoose
i ran into a guy a few years back, think he was mexican or something. he had 2 huge chinese characters on his back. it covered his whole back. the characters translated to "good" and "not good". it didn't really make any sense to me so I asked him what it's suppose to be. he smiled and said, " oh, it's yin and yang, good and evil." I didn't have the heart to tell him, so I just smiled and walked away.

HAHAAH...I would have...he deserves it. Sounds exactly like something my brother would do.
 

I have a black hole sun and a hurricane (I surf) on my back. I think tats on the back kick ass. The top one is below the collar line.

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deftron

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I knew this kid that got an argyle design (like the sweaters and socks)
band across his arm, I think to parody tribal armbands and he liked argyle.

Well, not only was it a bad idea, but it looked like one of the worst tattoos I've seen
It was all jacked up, looked like it was done with markers ... cheap markers.




 

mpitts

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Originally posted by: Borracho
I have 2 marijuana leafs tats on my forearms, thug live across my stomach, and the Pope on my back.

I KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE!

2PAC LIVES!
 

bigalt

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i saw one when i was looking for ideas of this guy who had a bowling pin with fangs and evil eyes chasing a bowling ball
 

Borracho

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Originally posted by: bigalt
i saw one when i was looking for ideas of this guy who had a bowling pin with fangs and evil eyes chasing a bowling ball

that happend to me one time when I went bowling after ingesting some lsd
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.
Target practice!!! :D
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
nothing that bad in real life.

but steve-O from jackass has a huge tattoo of himself on his back. he also has that nasty tattoo that they administered while off-roading in the jeep.
HENRY ROLLINS PWNED HIM!!!
 

Fausto

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As mentioned earlier, anyone with a corporate logo tattoo should be beaten. It's bad enough that people wear t-shirts that are essentially advertising for the company, only you pay to wear it. Actually putting that permanently on your body is just absurd.
 

Ilmater

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.
Target practice!!! :D
Good one.

BTW CPA, :camera:'s? :beer::D:beer:
 

I was watching a Slipknot documentary the other day and some dumbass got his leg signed by the band and the next morning he tattooed over the signatures. Who the hell is going to like the same crappy band in 5 years much less 50? IDIOT.

Asian lettering on Westerners is dumb too.
 

marquee

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i was in toronto couple summers ago, i saw a fat lady with the chinese character for "cow" tattooed on her arm.