Dumbest tattoos you've ever seen on one person?

Ilmater

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I'm wondering what the dumbest tattoos you've ever seen on someone were. What I don't want:

1) "All tattoos are dumb."
2) "Tattoos are a form of self-expression, and are never dumb."

My friend has a Bacardi symbol (bat in a circle) on one shoulder and a Decepticon (like from the Transformers) symbol on his other shoulder. That's got to be the dumbest combination of tattoos I've ever seen, but I want to know what you've seen.

Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!
 

KingNothing

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Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think most people get a tattoo for other people to look at.
 

murphy55d

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Some lady I know has a yellow rose on her ear. It looks dumber than you can even imagine.
 

Jhill

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I've seen a guy with a naked chick on his arm in a revealing position. It had hair and boobs and everything.
 

Nanotech

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One person at my place of employement has a Sponge Bob tattoe while another has Elmer Fud in a motorcycle uniform (leather chaps, vest...)
 

pulse8

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I think anyone with a logo tatooed on their body is stupid.

That said, I also once saw someone with a tatoo on their back that read, "Fvck the world."
 

Thraxen

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I know someone that got a tatoo when our university football (American FB) team went to a bowl one year. It has the name of the bowl and the year... and he's not even on the team! WTF? For a bowl game? It would be stupid even if he was on the team. MAYBE I could understand if he was on the team and it was a national championship game, but this is just stupid.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.
 

gistech1978

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Any suburban kid who gets 'tribal art' is a dumb tattoo.
Any cartoon character is a dumb tattoo.
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.
No, I have no idea where you're going with this. Please continue...
 
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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.

haha...its been a bad day, but that def. got me to smile
 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.


When your lifting the couch while she is vaccuuming?
 

Borracho

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I have 2 marijuana leafs tats on my forearms, thug live across my stomach, and the Pope on my back.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think the tattoo on the lower part of my wife's back is awesome. At least it gives me something to look at when I...ahem...I...well, you know where I'm going with this.


When your lifting the couch while she is vaccuuming?

wha? Wife vacuuming in the nude or at least topless. hmmm....I like it.
 

KahunaHube

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im chinese, and i think its kinda dumb to get chinese letters that have "deep meaning"

but i do think it would be neat to see someone with a tattoo with one of those "hello my name is" stickers on their chest
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: Borracho
I have 2 marijuana leafs tats on my forearms, thug live across my stomach, and the Pope on my back.

Did you have side-sights put on your Glock, too?
 

shimsham

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wasnt G4tv giving free tatoos at shows as long as it had their logo integrated somehow? that would be a stupid tatoo.

i like mike tysons tat.
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: KingNothing
Oh, and for the record, any tattoo on your back is stupid IMO. Why in the hell would you want a tattoo you can't even see without using a mirror?!

I think most people get a tattoo for other people to look at.

I have the Chaos Comics skull (I liked the style, it's not the whole logo) on the back of my neck. I think of it as my gargoyle, he's watching my back :). I know what it looks like, I don't need to see it to be reminded of it.

I think that tattoos should have a personal meaning, whether they are seen or not is irrelevant. If you're getting one for other people to see, I urge you to reconsider.
 

blackdogdeek

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nothing that bad in real life.

but steve-O from jackass has a huge tattoo of himself on his back. he also has that nasty tattoo that they administered while off-roading in the jeep.