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Dumbest Kid In the World (Stolen Joke)

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
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No. That's dumb.
 
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
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Being incredibly unfunny aside, how does this punchline even make sense? The guy is offering up both the quarters and the dollar rather than simply giving quarters to the kid. You must be the guy that likes forcing your way into a ongoing joke and kills the mood with a tangentially related, yet incredibly awkward and unfunny, comment. Way to be that guy.
 
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
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not better....original was actually funny.
 
The level of irony is stronger in E equals MC2's post. Thus, I must say, I like his revised punchline better.

That said, I have a sick and twisted sense of humor.
 
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
LOL I come back to this thread which is now riddled with full of fail.

I've done my job here captain. 😀
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Almost every thread you set foot in becomes full of fail.
 
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
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Schmuck? Were you born in 1932 or there abouts?
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: JujuFish
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
Click to expand...

Uh, no, that's definitely not better.
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You're missing the point, he is proving how he relates to the thread title.
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Ah yes, I see it now. Silly me.
 
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
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Schmuck? Were you born in 1932 or there abouts?
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There is nothing dated about schmuck. Yiddish words are still current and useful.

chutzpah
dreck
schlep
schlock
schmaltz
schmear
schmooze
 
Originally posted by: grrl
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
Click to expand...

Schmuck? Were you born in 1932 or there abouts?
Click to expand...

There is nothing dated about schmuck. Yiddish words are still current and useful.

chutzpah
dreck
schlep
schlock
schmaltz
schmear
schmooze
Click to expand...


I always thought shtup and shvantz (spelling?) were hilarious when used correctly
 
Originally posted by: grrl
Originally posted by: joesmoke
I always thought shtup and shvantz (spelling?) were hilarious when used correctly
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I'm not familiar with either.
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Text

i cant find a good source for... wait... i cant find a good definition for shvantz, but it means wang
 
Originally posted by: JujuFish
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.
Click to expand...

Uh, no, that's definitely not better.
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:laugh: agreed.
 
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