Dumbest Kid In the World (Stolen Joke)

[Blieb]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, '"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over."

 

[waggy]

hahahahah

 

[E equals MC2]

I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

 

[legoman666]

hah

 

[KeithTalent]

7/10

KT

 

[JujuFish]

Saw that coming a mile away.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

Uh, no, that's definitely not better.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

All aboard the failboat.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

No. Just... no.

 

[sdifox]

this is really old... so old that I don't remember how old

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

I read the op and laughed, then I reread it with your ending. NO laugh
you=fail

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

haha i liked this one.

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

Let's go with NO for 0.00 ...

 

[antyler]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

i think you ruined the actual punch line.

 

[CptCrunch]

lol

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

-3/10

KT

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

Ah E equals MC2, yet another joke that didn't work.

Maybe next time.

 

[E equals MC2]

LOL I come back to this thread which is now riddled with full of fail.

I've done my job here captain. 😀

 

[interchange]

More like a story than a joke.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

Uh, no, that's definitely not better.

You're missing the point, he is proving how he relates to the thread title.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

you make me wanna commit suicide

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

I am not sure you understand what thinking means.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I think there's a better punch line:

Customer catches up to the boy outside-
Customer: hey why do u keep taking quarters instead of dollar?
Kid: Because the dumb schmuck keeps giving me quarters.

epic FAIL.

 

[dquan97]

I like it

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
Saw that coming a mile away.