<< I think I once heard about a device that somehow connects to the ignition of a car... Evidently it's a breathalizer test that won't let you start your car if you don't pass. Anyone heard about this? >>
Yup, HotChic, yup.
In fact, my (semi) idiot friend Norm has one on his Dodge K-car convertible (he be stylin' !:roll😉 right now. He had to pay for it himself ($800 - $1,000, if I recall correctly).
LOL, he has to give his car non-alcoholic head before he can drive! It's a whole procedure. There's even a synthesized voice that directs him to blow harder, longer, etc. The great thing about the design is that it will randomly make him pull over and repeat the test before he even gets home, so no stupid "good buddy" can enable him to drive home drunk by initially doing the test for him.
He can still be an idiot, though. I drove down to Philly 'cause he'd scored free 76'ers tickets (he works in Philly and commutes by train). He and a buddy of his had a couple of tubs of suds at the game, then insisted on hitting the bars afterwards. I drove him home, and he insisted on going out of the way to stop at his car to see if he could drive it, which was definitely "no way, Jose", and I knew it. I just wanted to get home, you know, and I had another 45 minute drive after I dropped him off in scenic Lansdale, Pa. Oh, well, what are friends for?
I finally sat him down and did a gentle, but thourough, one man intervention. To his credit, he really took it to heart and has cleaned up his "Hello, I'm Mr. DrinkTooMuch act". He even met a good woman at some seminar down in Maryland (he's a therapist, fer cryin' out loud) and he's committed and in love. She even looks a lot like you HotChic, which to my mind is a very, very, good thing! 😀