Originally posted by: Evadman
Here's a tip. Get the hell outa my way.
2 weeks ago, I was on my way home from work when it was snowing here, with about 4" on the roads. I was doin about 40 in a 40 with my zuk in 4 wheel. Some fvcktard decides he wants to turn left, so he goes into the turn lane at like 10 mph, hits the brakes, and starts to slide.
Well, thats all fine and dandy, but he decided to turn out of the turn lane into the 2 lanes of traffic, one of which I was in. Of course, I had about 80' till he would become a nice hood ornament. no way in hell I was stopping in 80' in 4" of snow. Great choice turning back into my lane, when there IS NO FRICKING TRAFFIC IN ONCOMING LANES!
So, instead of hitting his dumb ass in the passenger door and being late for dinner (no one makes me late when food is involved) I turned into the left turn lane at about 35 or so, and passed him there. Then, in the middle of the intersection, I turned back into my lanes so I wouldn't run head on into the guy waiting to turn left across my lanes (his eyes were like dinner plates as I was flying at him lol), but I nicked the center median curb (about 4" tall or so) with my drivers side rear while cutting across the intersection, which pushed me a little sideways, but there was no traffic on my side, so I just let the ass end drift into the right lane a little, pulled it back in, and called it done.
My boss saw the whole thing, because my boss was behind me in an Exploder, but not going 40, and was able to stop. the next day, we talked about how people around here can't fricking drive, and how good New York drivers are. I didn't believe that last comment, but I let it slide anyway. How do you argue with your boss?