DRINKING BEER...

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SuperPickle

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I recently resurrected a practice learned from a wise, former roommate. The idea is that the shower refreshes the outside of the body and the beer refreshes the inside. To be optimally time-efficient, one can do them concurrently.

Have any of you drunk beer while taking a shower? (confirm that I'm not the only one...please :eek: )
 
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Kelvrick

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Hmm... Iono, but I'll try it. Maybe I'll piss at the same time too to help the cleansing effort.
 
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anxi80

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both of my hands are occupied in the shower. one is used for lathering up with soap, the other is for pulling... nevermind, scratch that thought... short answer to your question: no.
 
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Wallydraigle

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I seem to remember having done that before, but I can't recall any details. Most activities are enhanced by the addition of :beer: however.
 
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SuperPickle

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Originally posted by: MCrusty
I've done it before! It's great :D
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You got it, brutha! :cookie:
Drinking a beer in the shower is a wonderful activity. A shower lasts, what, 10-20 min? That give a perfect amount of time for one beer. Two beers is right out unless you've had a really hard day.
 
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RMSistight

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I've done it all in the shower.

Eat

Sleep 5-10 mins

Drink something

Have sex

Get head

Brush my teeth (everyday)

Floss (everyday)

Bout it.

Seriously man, it's a great time saver to do everything at once.
 
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SchrodingersDog

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Yeah, beer in the shower is nice. Also, take a thirty-minute shower. Turn the water off. Go to the toilet for five minutes. Get back in the shower and take another thirty-minute shower. If your roommate comments, shake your head and mutter, "Damn diarrhea."
 
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Cawchy87

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Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Yeah, beer in the shower is nice. Also, take a thirty-minute shower. Turn the water off. Go to the toilet for five minutes. Get back in the shower and take another thirty-minute shower. If your roommate comments, shake your head and mutter, "Damn diarrhea."
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lol
 
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RMSistight

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Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Yeah, beer in the shower is nice. Also, take a thirty-minute shower. Turn the water off. Go to the toilet for five minutes. Get back in the shower and take another thirty-minute shower. If your roommate comments, shake your head and mutter, "Damn diarrhea."
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LMAO
 
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Schrodinger

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Seems like a situation begging for disaster. If I ever dropped the bottle it would obviously break and under the Man and Beer law set forth section 13.344534 IV I would have to lick it up. Licking up beer mixed with my own washed off nut sweat... YUCK!

I'll stick to drinking it on the couch. If I spill it there I will only have to suck in some of my own gas to get the beer back.
 
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spidey07

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Originally posted by: dragonballgtz
Uhh dude, put the bottle down and call for help.
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meh, if chicks can have a glass of wine with their bath - I can have a beer in the shower.
 
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