Don't wear button-fly jeans...

[Goosemaster]

...when you go out drinking.

You know what... don't wear button-fly jeans at all. It makes everyone think your masturbating in the john when you struggle to button up.

And no, I was not masturbating in the john.

 

[coldmeat]

I don't understand why anyone would buy these in the first place. What advantage do they have over zippers?

 

[JC]

Hardly! I prefer not having to ever worry about zipping up sensitive skin in the sharp teeth of a zipper.

 

[Goosemaster]

I don't understand why anyone would buy these in the first place. What advantage do they have over zippers?

Cause they were on sale and my jean-dar didn't catch it. Nofvkingwonder they were discounted so much.

That and I hadn't done my laundry and that's all I had left tonight.

 

[Goosemaster]

Hardly! I prefer not having to ever worry about zipping up sensitive skin in the sharp teeth of a zipper.

I'd have to be pretty fing wasted to even get close to committing such a crime and even then all sort of alarms would go off before I reached foreskin.

 

[coldmeat]

Cause they were on sale and my jean-dar didn't catch it. Nofvkingwonder they were discounted so much.

That and I hadn't done my laundry and that's all I had left tonight.

You don't try jeans on first?

 

[Goosemaster]

You don't try jeans on first?

I bought them online. I really like them too... except for the curtain of death that I have to deal with every time I take a piss...

 

[alfa147x]

Yeah i bought a pair because they where on sale... Not too bad... Guess i need to drink moar?

 

[WelshBloke]

I don't understand why anyone would buy these in the first place. What advantage do they have over zippers?

You dont have to worry about zipper failure. I have a few pairs of jeans where the zipper will just undo itself on its own. (thats my excuse anyway )

 

[Riceninja]

thats the thing i hate about my 7s. takes me forever to zip up at the clubs

 

[Newbian]

Maybe you should tell people to stop staring at your crotch while in the bathroom or maybe he was gonna blow the whistle about you...

 

[Lonyo]

This is why I always use the stall. Just makes life so much easier since I always forget to check and end up buying button fly.

 

[WelshBloke]

...when you go out drinking.

You know what... don't wear button-fly jeans at all. It makes everyone think your masturbating in the john when you struggle to button up.

And no, I was not masturbating in the john.

Hold on, your just building up an alibi for the next time when you really are masturbating in the john and you get caught arnt you? :hmm:

 

[Bateluer]

Bought a pair of button fly jeans last week. Didn't realize it until I tried them on, but my friends liked them on me, so I ended up buying them. Don't like the button fly, but everything else about them I like.

 

[JEDI]

hey, Mr whistle is back!

so what did you do against your company? elaborate

 

[mb]

i had a pair once. i wore them to the docs once and they had to do some xrays on my lower back.. i had my jeans on while they were doing them and they thought i had some of those weird body piercings D:

 

[iamwiz82]

Yep, I have one pair that I didn't notice was until too late. I was asked what I was doing once at the urinal at work :\

 

[lxskllr]

Struggle to button up? I Mastered the difficult technique of button manipulation decades ago. The only time I have issues is when my fingers are too cold to work. I can't grip a zipper then either, so it's all a wash. I'll take buttons over zippers every time.

 

[0roo0roo]

once it gets worn it pretty much unzips

 

[JulesMaximus]

Never had a problem with button fly jeans. I have a pair on right now in fact, my favorite pair of jeans. I'll be buying more in the future.

BTW-How'd you get home?

 

[Kirby]

You dont have to worry about zipper failure. I have a few pairs of jeans where the zipper will just undo itself on its own. (thats my excuse anyway )

I've got a pair like that, it's annoying as hell.

 

[Ronstang]

I used to wear button fly jeans exclusively back when I was young and during my drinking days. Went out a lot to the bars/clubs and never had the problem you are talking about. Must be user error.

 

[BoomerD]

Like RonStang, I wore Levi's Button Front jeans for many years. NEVER had problems like the OP. Teh goose must just be uncoordinated.
BTW, after a while, the button holes get some wear and they're MUCH easier to button/unbutton.

 

[rcpratt]

I like button-fly. My only issue with them is when I wear my zipper-fly jeans, I often forget to zip them up because I'm used to the buttons.

 

[rasczak]

I like button-fly. My only issue with them is when I wear my zipper-fly jeans, I often forget to zip them up because I'm used to the buttons.

same.