Don't wear button-fly jeans...

[TehMac]

My diesels have button fly and yea, they're definitely a pain at first, but I've never given anyone that impression...in the john or anywhere else.


You're definitely doing it wrong.

 

[meltdown75]

you suck at jeans.

i prefer a zipper, but you still suck at jeans anyway.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I like button-fly. My only issue with them is when I wear my zipper-fly jeans, I often forget to zip them up because I'm used to the buttons.

Dude get out of my HEAD!

 

[Eli]

I like 501's. Though, my last pair died quite a while ago, and I haven't replaced them.

 

[JulesMaximus]

you suck at jeans.

i prefer a zipper, but you still suck at jeans anyway.

Don't have a meltdown dude.

 

[marvdmartian]

Yeah, ask a navy guy sometime how much fun it is to go out drinking while he's wearing his blues.

13 buttons on the fly flap of those damn pants, and 12 of the damn things have to be unbuttoned in order to whip it out to piss!!

Needless to say, you make certain you go before it's a "gotta go NOW" type of situation. Some guys I knew had them tailored to have velcro put on, and the buttons permanently sewn onto the flap (to keep up the appearance).

 

[meltdown75]

Don't have a meltdown dude.

rawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaawwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *smash* *freakout* *drama*

 

[JSt0rm]

is ti so hard? Just pull and they open up and to close just button them. Ive done it completely rocked without issue.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Hardly! I prefer not having to ever worry about zipping up sensitive skin in the sharp teeth of a zipper.

Try underwear and tuck the little weinie?

 

[GundamW]

How about Velcro zipper? Or magnetic zipper?

I wonder if those will work.

 

[Modular]

I have both types and prefer neither. No pants is the obvious solution.