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Don't fart while running up stairs

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Reminds me of a funny time when some friends and I were running to get somwhere and that included a staircase. I had a fart brewing so in the middle of running up the staircase I stopped dead in my tracks. My friends behind me didnt know I was stopping so they all crashed into me. The guy behind me pretty much crashed face first into my ass and that was the precise moment when I let a big one go. Hilarity ensued
 
tfinch2 said:
How the fuck would you shit your pants and not know?
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The completely obvious one have a runny component. Sometimes they are audibly vicious and a runny texture can be discerned from sound alone.

Other times, they are less obvious and simply feel like a hot fart...that stays hot for longer than normal after it should have dispersed. That's the tell-take indication of an unexpected solid and/or liquid component. If not cleaned up, you will start getting an itchy sensation. Proceed to a restroom for cleanup immediately and resist all urges to scratch yourself. Surefire way to get stinkfinger and skid marks (if it hasn't leaked/squirted out into the pants by that time already)
 
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