Don't fart while running up stairs

[RichUK]

It can be dangerous.

Your lesson for the day.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Pppfffttt!!

I do it all the time; I fart running up the stairs from the subway. It hits the jerk who won't keep one foot away from me, right in his/her face.

 

[alfa147x]

You're wrong.


Stairs that are up to code give you the best angle of projection. Efficient since you only put 20% of the normal amount of effort into it.

 

[destrekor]

Get a little more than you bargained for?

 

[rudeguy]

gambled and lost

 

[Krazy4Real]

It makes you go up the stairs faster.

 

[Mai72]

Thank you.

You saved my life!

 

[destrekor]

It makes you go up the stairs faster.

assblasters! :awe:

 

[Schmide]

How did that song go?

When you're steppin on a stair and it's more than just some air.

Diarrhea

 

[chimaxi83]

When you say dangerous.... do you mean explosively? :awe:

 

[mmntech]

I'm guessing a little nugget popped out to say "hi". :sneaky:

 

[Greenman]

All depends on your diet. I changed to a low fat high fiber diet and when I run up stairs it sounds like sustained artillery fire. Got a high five from several other fellows on the job.

 

[RichUK]

gambled and lost

I won... Just.

It required a detour to the toilet for a quick inspection.

I was on my way to a meeting that I was chairing, so could have been quite awkward had I lost the gamble and not checked!

 

[_Rick_]

Well, the best way to chair a meeting, is from the throne, obviously.

Fart on the stairs to assert your dominance. Take your place on the throne to project your power.

 

[John Connor]

LOL! This thread is funny!

 

[MongGrel]

It adds boost....

 

[dave_the_nerd]

 

[KLin]

Probably shouldn't shart either.


RICHUK, WTF

 

[DAGTA]

Richuk!!!

Wmk!

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Dear god,man.TMI.

 

[tfinch2]

I won... Just.

It required a detour to the toilet for a quick inspection.

I was on my way to a meeting that I was chairing, so could have been quite awkward had I lost the gamble and not checked!

How the fuck would you shit your pants and not know?

 

[mztykal]

Best thread I've read in awhile. Sometimes you just gotta appreciate the little things. Like not shitting yourself.

 

[Strk]

How the fuck would you shit your pants and not know?

A small shart feels like a steamy fart. It is always a good idea to check such events.

 

[RichUK]

How the fuck would you shit your pants and not know?

It was a warm fart towards the end - I couldn't be sure!

 

[DaTT]

It was a warm fart towards the end - I couldn't be sure!

I find it rather amusing that we as humans, still are never 100% sure if we shit ourselves. We have to check. It should be an obvious feeling, but it is not. Odd.

ps. I shit my cheeks the other day, didn't quite make it to the pants.