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Originally posted by: Anubis
neither can dogsOriginally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Cats can't get you laid...
unless you are into beastality
Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Originally posted by: Anubis
neither can dogsOriginally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Cats can't get you laid...
unless you are into beastality
This reminded me of how I was introduced to the dog breed (Great Pyrenees) I later came to own and love. No, not that way!
When I was 14 or so, I was watching a guy play with his dog at the park. I noticed him because his white shaggy dog was the biggest dog I had ever seen other than a Great Dane.
He was playing fetch with a Frisbee with a twist. He would toss the Frisbee near a good looking girl and the dog would go over and clamp his mouth over the girl's wrist and drag her back to his owner. He'd yell 'bad dog!' and make excuses to the girl explaining that he 'wasn't very bright' etc.
In the course of things he'd chat her up and try to get a date. I thought nothing of this until the third time it happened in a four hour period. That dog was a great actor! Cringing and whining when his owner said 'bad dog' but, gladly going out to do it again.
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
And dogs save peoples lives, perform in rescue, therapy, law/drug enforcement, assist the disabled, work, etc.
What about cats?
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
And dogs save peoples lives, perform in rescue, therapy, law/drug enforcement, assist the disabled, work, etc.
What about cats?
They shit in your house.
lots of documented cases of those.Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
And dogs save peoples lives, perform in rescue, therapy, law/drug enforcement, assist the disabled, work, etc.
What about cats?
Originally posted by: GoatMonkey
Dogs are fun sometimes, but cats are much less of a pain in the ass to live with full time.
Imagine this situation. You're out with friends having dinner. You finish and someone says "hey, let's go do something else"... get drinks, watch a movie, whatever. The dog owner then says "I can't I left my dog inside and he needs to get out for a walk." Meanwhile, the cat owner is out partying, or whatever.
A dog is great fun for a weekend in the park playing frisbee, but the rest of the time it's not worth it. Somebody needs to start a dog rental business.
Originally posted by: OdiN
dogs are stupid
Cats are awesome.
Oh and Repost x 11ty Billion
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YVGj44PeGaI
Originally posted by: GoatMonkey
Dogs are fun sometimes, but cats are much less of a pain in the ass to live with full time.
Imagine this situation. You're out with friends having dinner. You finish and someone says "hey, let's go do something else"... get drinks, watch a movie, whatever. The dog owner then says "I can't I left my dog inside and he needs to get out for a walk." Meanwhile, the cat owner is out partying, or whatever.
A dog is great fun for a weekend in the park playing frisbee, but the rest of the time it's not worth it. Somebody needs to start a dog rental business.
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
lots of documented cases of those.Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
And dogs save peoples lives, perform in rescue, therapy, law/drug enforcement, assist the disabled, work, etc.
What about cats?
In fact, a burglar was viciously attacked by a cat and driven out of the home.
And who can forget that brave mother cat that risked her life to save her kittens from a fire in a old building.
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
lots of documented cases of those.Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: GDaddy
Dogs are like little boys
Cats are like women
Learning how to relate with one helps with the other
Dog are as high maintenance as women. You have to clean up its poop, take it for walks, play with it all the time, give it all sorts attention otherwise it feels neglected.
You can leave a cat alone for a few days and it'll clean itself up, relieve itself where it needs to, and it'll still be happy.
In 3rd world countries cats are useful in hunting down mice, dogs are just all around dirty worthless creatures that have a tendency to get violent. Pit bulls anyone?
And dogs save peoples lives, perform in rescue, therapy, law/drug enforcement, assist the disabled, work, etc.
What about cats?
In fact, a burglar was viciously attacked by a cat and driven out of the home.
And who can forget that brave mother cat that risked her life to save her kittens from a fire in a old building.
So there are rescue(water, avalanche, cadaver, etc) cats? Cats that assist the blind and disabled? Work in law/drug enforcement?