I don't much cotton to gold gold GOLD watches, big, tank-like watches, or watches encrusted with those ugly, obtrusive, small-penis-compensating, clanking metal bands.
To me, that watch is the (forthcoming) Bentley SUV of watches . . . ugly wretched excess for those who need to signal to strangers that they are economically successful uber mensches and NOT secretly gelded twerps lacking taste and any conception of aesthetic proportionality.
Look up the listed definitions of elegance. They include the key words "graceful" and "simple." Less is more.
For me, you used to be the poster who would choose a Lotus over a Corvette and a Moto Guzzi over a Harley.
Oh, Jules! I feel like I don't know you anymore.