Does God really care if you rub one out?

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

God didn't put an apple anywhere and told people not to eat it.

God put the Tree of Knowledge in the garden of eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat of it.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

right.... you just go back to reading the bible while pounding your pudinski.

Meanwhile I'll work with the tools that were given to me and make the best of any situation that might arise.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Pud is such a horrible word. Almost as bad as twat. Twat is the sound a watermelon makes when you shoot it with an AR-15.

 

[JoeKing]

I like how it sounds like spud... Idaho style of course!!

 

[Martin]

Its not YOUR seed, its GOD's seed! You can't waste other people's property!!!

 

[oog]

there's a god?

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Martin
Its not YOUR seed, its GOD's seed! You can't waste other people's property!!!

oh now someone needs to make a link to the song!!

 

[Kadarin]

Assuming that there is a "God", I seriously doubt that God, the creator of the universe, really cares whether we masturbate. Sexual hangups and general intolerance is an artifact of the Catholic Church.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I can't believe you are writing such FILTH on the internet! HE will SMOTE YOU TO THE DIRTY GROUND! SINNER!

 

[imported_Schmitty]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

God didn't put an apple anywhere and told people not to eat it.

God put the Tree of Knowledge in the garden of eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat of it.

Yea what was on the tree. Fool, understand before you type!

 

[DrPizza]

:music:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
For every sperm that's wasted,
God gets so irate.
:music:

/end monty python

 

[thegimp03]

haha

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

God didn't put an apple anywhere and told people not to eat it.

God put the Tree of Knowledge in the garden of eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat of it.

Yea what was on the tree. Fool, understand before you type!

It sure wasn't an apple.

 

[imported_Schmitty]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

God didn't put an apple anywhere and told people not to eat it.

God put the Tree of Knowledge in the garden of eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat of it.

Yea what was on the tree. Fool, understand before you type!

It sure wasn't an apple.

Your a dumbass it was an apple off the tree of knowledge. according to popular thoughts!

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Schmitty

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Well.... it's there! Just hanging out...

I'm sure if god didn't want us to do it, he would have placed our puds on that one part of our backs we juuuuust can't seem to reach.

Well, technically God put the apple in the garden of edan and said not to eat it, but did those two fools listen NO. So if you think it like that, deliver us from temptation, so just because its ?Hanging out there? doesn?t mean you should rub one off. But personally I don?t think God gives a crap. But it does say in the bible, basically if you think about it, you?ve done it. If you think about committing adultery you have already committed adultery. So if you have a wife, and you rub one off, and you are thinking about another woman, you?re screwed. If you are single, I guess it doesn?t matter, cause you can commit adultery.

God didn't put an apple anywhere and told people not to eat it.

God put the Tree of Knowledge in the garden of eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat of it.

Yea what was on the tree. Fool, understand before you type!

Tell us, what was on the tree? Because it wasn't an apple.

 

[imported_Schmitty]

Your still missing the point, you just want to flame! The point is God put somthing in the garden that was a sin to eat, HE PUT IT THERE, and told them not to eat it. That is the point, just cause its there doesnt mean you have to do it!

 

[asm0deus]

15 minutes of fantasy does not spoil a lifetime of reality... it would seem to become a sin when there is no moderation or when the fantasy centers on someone who is married or on an abomination of sorts, then you're covetting someones wife and/or squandering what little bit of virtue that once lived within your mind. we're constantly in between the stages of purification and corruption but both are necessary, if we didnt have all this potential to sin then we could never truly appreciate the value of virtue or freedom for that matter. different religions feel differently about it, and societies also feel differently about it, but ultimately it depends on how YOU feel about it. If you feel it is destructive or harmful then you should reconsider your actions and replace it with something that is constructive and healthy. We are all sinners, so we will all have things to regret, and when we all die we must wonder, how bad was that thing that I did with hope that the good things we did outweigh it. Also remember that God's first role as an eternal being is as a parent. how would your parents feel about it? Is it likely that they did it also? (ew gross nvm) but you get the idea.

Just do more good so you can get away with more bad

 

[cosine17]

if he does, every man on this planet has alot to answer for when they die.

 

[Abix]

If "God" doesnt want me to, then he/she/it would smite me when I reached for it. 10000x later, Im still unsmitten.

"God" == Doesnt Care / Doesnt Exist

 

[EngenZerO]

the question is does god ever rub one out?

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Amol

Originally posted by: hdeck
MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!

MAY THE POWER OF GANESH COMPEL YOU TO TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF

have a nice day

meh, you didn't get the reference. too bad for you.

I got the reference, but I am not possessed.

do you want a fcking cookie then?