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Fayd

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Doomer
Originally posted by: corkyg
Bidets are very common in Europe and much of South America. We happen to have one in our bathroom - it came with the house.

Bidet

It is not electronic - it shoots a spray of water up in the center area, and is commonly used by women for personal hygiene.

I suppose it would also work if you had a messy butt! :)

A good Japanese brand is Toto. What you might be needing is their new "Washlet" product.

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Wow, that would be like pooping in the sink. I did that once when I was drunk.
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you dont poop IN the bidet. you use the bidet after pooping.
 
OUCaptain

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
But seriously, if you got dog poop on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel?
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Absolutely flawless logic. I never thought of it that way. Of course I use my hands regularly through the day. The only thing my anus touches during the day are the poop and the paper.
 
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troytime

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accidently used one about 10 years ago.
the toilet had two flushers. one to flush, one to blast a stream of water up your ass
my sphincter tightened so fast i think i actually strained an anus muscle.
 
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Doomer

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Originally posted by: takeru
Originally posted by: Nik
Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass? :p
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since when am i european?

Originally posted by: Doomer

What model is it and how much did it set you back? It looks like what I'm looking for.

TIA
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National (Panasonic) DL-SJX30

cost me $287 after tax about a year ago.

you feel REALLY clean with this thing :)
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Thanks. Google didn't return any English links, only Asian. :(
 
Random Variable

Random Variable

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Absolutely flawless logic. I never thought of it that way. Of course I use my hands regularly through the day. The only thing my anus touches during the day are the poop and the paper.
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Is having a foul smell emanating from your butt a sign of manliness? I don't get it.
 
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takeru

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Originally posted by: Doomer
Originally posted by: takeru
Originally posted by: Nik
Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass? :p
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since when am i european?

Originally posted by: Doomer

What model is it and how much did it set you back? It looks like what I'm looking for.

TIA
Click to expand...

National (Panasonic) DL-SJX30

cost me $287 after tax about a year ago.

you feel REALLY clean with this thing :)
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Thanks. Google didn't return any English links, only Asian. :(
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i bought it in japan. the only thing i have ever seen in the states is lotus bidets. i have never used these so i have no idea how good they are. what i do know is unfortunately they are way overpriced.
 
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meticulous

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Originally posted by: tboo
My girlfriend's tounge is my bidet!
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LOL. that's all i got for that.

but on the other hand of the discussion, that electro-toilet with all the buttons.. i would want a transformer to wipe my ass too if i had some more money.
 
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NetWareHead

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
But seriously, if you got dog poop on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel?
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This.

Obviosly, if you just wipe with paper, your ass is not really clean. Something the europeans have figured out. Leave it to the Japanese to combine the toilet and bidet into one "appliance". Even when I visited malaysia and singapore, they don't even have toilet paper. It is understood that after the bathroom, one is supposed to wash the area with soap and water. They explained to me that this is how it is done in all of Asia. Your butt and private regions will always be clean with a bidet.

Additionally, it is not just used for cleaning the private areas. Where I come from (Italy), common people would also use the bidet to wash their feet after coming back home from working in the fields and farms. Women would also put one foot inside and use them to shave legs.

 
mrSHEiK124

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: takeru
this is the one at our house

we got the mid range model. front and back sprayer for woman and butt. variable pressure and massage modes, AIR DRYER :D (sounds like a hair dryer when you use it), variable seat and water temperature control. the aim is quite accurate. the model after this one had a remote control and IR automatic seat cover up/down.
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National? Panasonic makes toilet seats now?

They have the "analog" bidets you just move over to and hover over all over the Middle East. Wipe a few times, scoot over to bidet, clean butthole with water, move back to toilet seat, wipe dry. Fucking awesome.
 
StageLeft

StageLeft

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No, but on my honeymoon I used one to clean my feet. I had no idea what it was for, I left sand in it.
 
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recoil80

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I always use it, unfortunately when I go abroad usually hotels don't have it.
It's the best way to get the butt clean and sometimes I use it to clean my feet as well.
I think girls find it essential, because they can use it for both the holes :D
 
Googer

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Originally posted by: corkyg
Bidets are very common in Europe and much of South America. We happen to have one in our bathroom - it came with the house.

Bidet

It is not electronic - it shoots a spray of water up in the center area, and is commonly used by women for personal hygiene.

I suppose it would also work if you had a messy butt! :)

A good Japanese brand is Toto. What you might be needing is their new "Washlet" product.

Toto
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I've never used one, can you give us a video of that thing in action?

http://www.totousa.com/
 
Googer

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: takeru
this is the one at our house

we got the mid range model. front and back sprayer for woman and butt. variable pressure and massage modes, AIR DRYER :D (sounds like a hair dryer when you use it), variable seat and water temperature control. the aim is quite accurate. the model after this one had a remote control and IR automatic seat cover up/down.
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Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass? :p
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http://www.greatjohn.com/
 
Googer

Googer

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Doomer
Originally posted by: takeru
Originally posted by: Nik
Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass? :p
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since when am i european?

Originally posted by: Doomer

What model is it and how much did it set you back? It looks like what I'm looking for.

TIA
Click to expand...

National (Panasonic) DL-SJX30

cost me $287 after tax about a year ago.

you feel REALLY clean with this thing :)
Click to expand...

Thanks. Google didn't return any English links, only Asian. :(
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That's an Imported National-Panasonic brand Toilet. Where did you get it?
 
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imported_Imp

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Do you use soap with the bidet, or hope that plain water will wash your piss, shit and lies away in one swell swoop?

If not, it just sounds like you'd be making a mess. At least toilet paper keeps it dry.
 
CraKaJaX

CraKaJaX

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Originally posted by: LS21
tried it once in korea. im now scarred for life
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LMAO. :laugh: I bet that was a good experience. At least it makes for a good story...

This thread delivers. :thumbsup:
 
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Doomer

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It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.
 
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