Does anyone own and use a Bidet ?

[Blayze]

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: takeru
this is the one at our house

we got the mid range model. front and back sprayer for woman and butt. variable pressure and massage modes, AIR DRYER (sounds like a hair dryer when you use it), variable seat and water temperature control. the aim is quite accurate. the model after this one had a remote control and IR automatic seat cover up/down.

Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass?

http://www.greatjohn.com/

That looks comfortable.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Doomer
It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.

WTF... doesn't that shit just get flushed with everything else?

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
No, but on my honeymoon I used one to clean my feet. I had no idea what it was for, I left sand in it.

When I went to Peru, there was this one girl that thought it was a drinking fountain. :shocked:

 

[zerocool84]

Maybe I might try it once but I'm not too keen on the idea of getting stuff squirted on my anus.

 

[sdifox]

Me think bidets usage in Europe has a lot to do with sewage treatment capacities.

 

[ManBearPig]

yes, its electronic, i freaking love it.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Doomer
It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.

New and improved! Now with 28% more penetration!

Originally posted by: Doomer

Originally posted by: tboo
My girlfriend's tounge is my bidet!

Does she have a sister?

I may have to reconsider my purchase.

The only problem is that she will suddenly whirl around and start making out with you.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Doomer

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Ahhhhh. I see. I see it now. This...this is how fatties manage to clean their asses after shitting. The mystery is solved.

This is what American fatties use.

Bottom Buddy

"Not returnable once opened"
:laugh:

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: Doomer
It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.

which one did you get? mine you just hook up a split from where the water goes to the toilet tank, and the other goes to the washlet into its own internal water reservoir where it heats it up like a hotpot. the water is always preheated in there, so even i just sit down immediately and decide to use the water spray its warm.

 

[Locut0s]

I thought bidets were used exclusively by women? I see looking at wiki that I'm wrong.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Doomer
It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.

Damn. This is a deal breaker for me. Our bathrooms are on the second floor of the house, and it takes some time for hot water to start coming out... I wonder if they have an electric heater model.

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: Doomer
It arrived. Installation was easy and straight forward. You hook both hot and cold water to it. This is a bummer for me because you'd have to run the thing an hour before the hot water made it to the bidet. But if you can stand the blast of cold water, it does an outstanding job. The aim is perfect and with a little rotational movement, it cleans the entire bottom area very well. It also has an enema function which is nothing more than a high powered blast of water that penetrates you as you sit. The instructions say to stop it when you feel yourself getting full and then expel the liquid (nope, I'm not making this up, it really says this). Think I'll pass on the enema part but the cleaning works very well. All you have to do is dry your butt and you're squeaky clean. There's also a container for some kind of female fluid but the SO will have to figure out what that is.

Bottom line (pun intended), it is very effective and works very well. Much better than I had expected.

Damn. This is a deal breaker for me. Our bathrooms are on the second floor of the house, and it takes some time for hot water to start coming out... I wonder if they have an electric heater model.

??? preheating the water is pretty standard. see my post above.

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: Blayze

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: takeru
this is the one at our house

we got the mid range model. front and back sprayer for woman and butt. variable pressure and massage modes, AIR DRYER (sounds like a hair dryer when you use it), variable seat and water temperature control. the aim is quite accurate. the model after this one had a remote control and IR automatic seat cover up/down.

Good lord. How can Americans be fatter than Europeans when Europeans are too lazy to even wipe their own ass?

http://www.greatjohn.com/

That looks comfortable.

It's designed for obese people.

 

[Fayd]

my ideal bathroom will have a toilet, bidet, urinal, at least 3 sinks (no real reason), multi-jet shower, separate bathtub with jacuzzi function/some other specialty type bathtub.

 

[ra990]

Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Meh, I just use The Three Seashells.

Now that is an obscure reference!

 

[Pepsei]

my uncle's former company rinnai carries it. link

but not sold in the us division. it's an attachment that goes onto your toilet, probably only sold in japan, korea and europe.

 

[Doomer]

The one I got doesn't have a preheater. The description said warm water so I assumed it did. If I had known it didn't, I would have spent a few extra bucks and got one that did. Yea, cold water on the tooch on a cold morning ain't no fun. Maybe I'll put this one in the guest bedroom and get another one later on. But like I said, it is very effective. I think one reason they haven't become more popular in the US is because we American like to think our poop don't stink so it's no big deal if our hiney is a little dirty.

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: Doomer
The one I got doesn't have a preheater. The description said warm water so I assumed it did. If I had known it didn't, I would have spent a few extra bucks and got one that did. Yea, cold water on the tooch on a cold morning ain't no fun. Maybe I'll put this one in the guest bedroom and get another one later on. But like I said, it is very effective. I think one reason they haven't become more popular in the US is because we American like to think our poop don't stink so it's no big deal if our hiney is a little dirty.

you would think with so many gadgets in the US market nowadays more people would like a super advanced washlet seat. preheated water reservoir, variable heat control for water and toilet seat, front and back sprayer, self cleaning spray head, remote control, automatic seat cover, carbon air filtration, air dryer, soft seat and cover hinge (no more seat/cover slamming down). theres more but you get the point.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ra990

Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Meh, I just use The Three Seashells.

Now that is an obscure reference!

pretty sure it is not obscure in ATOT

 

[Oyeve]

Cold water shot up my ass first thing in the morning does not appeal to me. TP and wippies for me.

 

[ivan2]

what happen if you eventually shit on the rod, do you have to clean that instead?

 

[Doomer]

Originally posted by: ivan2
what happen if you eventually shit on the rod, do you have to clean that instead?

The rod retracts out of the way when not in use. It extends when you turn the water on. Normally it stays clean but if you have explosive diarrhea, all bets are off.

 

[SunnyD]

I'm sorry... I pee in a toilet, not the other way around.

 

[ivan2]

Originally posted by: Doomer

Originally posted by: ivan2
what happen if you eventually shit on the rod, do you have to clean that instead?

The rod retracts out of the way when not in use. It extends when you turn the water on. Normally it stays clean but if you have explosive diarrhea, all bets are off.

but like when it's forcefully shoot water into your butt, i can imagine things could come out uncontrollably...

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ivan2

Originally posted by: Doomer

Originally posted by: ivan2
what happen if you eventually shit on the rod, do you have to clean that instead?

The rod retracts out of the way when not in use. It extends when you turn the water on. Normally it stays clean but if you have explosive diarrhea, all bets are off.

but like when it's forcefully shoot water into your butt, i can imagine things could come out uncontrollably...

lol, it's not a power washer... it is just rinsing your butthole, not giving you a colonic cleansing.