Does anyone here own an Audi S4?

[TheAudit]

Okay, I admit it; this is the funniest thread I?ve read on ATOT in a long time.

 

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Okay, I admit it; this is the funniest thread I?ve read on ATOT in a long time.

:thumbsup:

My fav since the Aimster thread.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Gladly, as soon as I return home. Unfortunately, I can't get a picture of them together since they are a few thousand miles apart. Too bad, though, as it would be a good picture.

well that's just not going to work, because you could just get friends w/ those cars and fabricate a picture. it had to be a spur of the moment type thing.

dood, do SOMETHING. you're getting owned left and right.


=|

You assume that I care what a bunch of guys on an internet forum think. I wish I could take the picture, but I can't. That is why this discussion is so absurd. There is no way for me to disprove all these accusations unless I scan the ownership papers and post them online (hence my sarcasm earlier). Of course, for my own privacy, that is not going to happen. Therefore, we are stuck in this never ending circle of accusations based on little more than the concoctions of a few members of this online community. The good news is that in the end, I still have a 2004 S4 and TSX (looks like I am finally bragging a little, but I think it's fitting).

You say you don't care what a bunch of guys on the internet think... yet you post a link to your resume in your sig which includes your full name, pics trying to show how "cool" you are, "accomplishments", etc...

You say you won't post pictures of the registrations of your car for your privacy, yet your full name is in your sig. The web site in your sig has your full address and your cell phone number.

Yeah, BULLSHIT

^^

That's the point of a personal website... you know, to talk about me. That's kinda the whole idea...

God damn you're a retard. The irony here is that you linked to your personal web site loaded with your contact info, pictures etc... yet you won't post pictures of your cars' registrations for "privacy" reasons. :roll:

 

[Mill]

I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Gladly, as soon as I return home. Unfortunately, I can't get a picture of them together since they are a few thousand miles apart. Too bad, though, as it would be a good picture.

well that's just not going to work, because you could just get friends w/ those cars and fabricate a picture. it had to be a spur of the moment type thing.

dood, do SOMETHING. you're getting owned left and right.


=|

You assume that I care what a bunch of guys on an internet forum think. I wish I could take the picture, but I can't. That is why this discussion is so absurd. There is no way for me to disprove all these accusations unless I scan the ownership papers and post them online (hence my sarcasm earlier). Of course, for my own privacy, that is not going to happen. Therefore, we are stuck in this never ending circle of accusations based on little more than the concoctions of a few members of this online community. The good news is that in the end, I still have a 2004 S4 and TSX (looks like I am finally bragging a little, but I think it's fitting).

You say you don't care what a bunch of guys on the internet think... yet you post a link to your resume in your sig which includes your full name, pics trying to show how "cool" you are, "accomplishments", etc...

You say you won't post pictures of the registrations of your car for your privacy, yet your full name is in your sig. The web site in your sig has your full address and your cell phone number.

Yeah, BULLSHIT

^^

That's the point of a personal website... you know, to talk about me. That's kinda the whole idea...

God damn you're a retard. The irony here is that you linked to your personal web site loaded with your contact info, pictures etc... yet you won't post pictures of your cars' registrations for "privacy" reasons. :roll:

Car receipts and registration has a lot more information than name and phone number which can be found on any public search site.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ohh i forgot, he paid 28k (not counting taxes) for the acura and makes payments on the S4. Put insurance x2 on top of these two and you have quite a monthly amount. The bullsh1t-o-meter is going off again.....

More false statements. Where did I say I paid 28k for my TSX? Hmmm... see the trend here, folks?

Glad i quoted you......

I bought my 2004 acura TSX with cash... came to just over $28,000.

from this thread you worthless lying piece of sh1t.

Here he says 28,200 and then with taxes under 30k.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

 

Here is the reality I see.
The 2001 S4 is (was) his parents which he had the pleasure of learning to drive with. The 2001 Jetta was bought for him and his sister for them to use. The 2004 S4 is his parents new car. The TSX is his graduation gift. Is there another jetta that I'm missing?

I reread this entire thread and I'm still coming to the conclusion that you're full of sh!t. If you want to make your story more believable, go back into thoes old threads and edit your posts to reflect what you're saying now.

I'd venture to guess that you have a 4.0 gpa in comp eng, bench press 350lbs, can run a 3 minute mile, have at least 2 hot girlfriends in both PA and CO, have a CEO position waiting for you at a fortune 500 company and your skeleton is actaully made of adamantium!

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ok, i read this thread then read a couple of posts. Fromt what i can gather he owns or has owned 2001 S4, 2002 S4, 2004 S4, 2001 VW jetta, 2004 Acura, another jetta. That is going on what he has posted, not assuming. He also has a picture of himself when he is 16 in his sig even though he is 19..... Is it just me or is this kid the worst fvckin liar since Aimster? Daniel, just shut the fvck up, your lies just keep getting worse.

I own or have owned a 2001 S4, 2004 S4, 2001 VW jetta, and 2004 Acura. The 2002 S4 was a typing error, and should have been 2001. The other Jetta was my sister's, which I covered earlier.

The rest of your post is nothing but baseless claims. Sorry.

I've owned two Jettas and one Passat, and wouldn't trade them for any comprobable car made by any other manufacturer.

Actually you said "I" owned two Jettas and one Passat. You didn't try to defend your lies until you were caught red-handed. You NEVER said anything about your sister until this thread.

Oh? It's you again? How did that email go, BTW?

I don't believe my sister has anything to do with this thread or the thread you mentioned. As soon as I saw your post earlier, I corrected myself. I never tried to get away with anything, as you claim. I believe I was pretty up front about that.

You are the one that said she owned the cars! Actually you said YOU owned the cars, but then you backtracked. That's not being upfront, that's called being owned and then telling another lie to cover your first lie.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ohh i forgot, he paid 28k (not counting taxes) for the acura and makes payments on the S4. Put insurance x2 on top of these two and you have quite a monthly amount. The bullsh1t-o-meter is going off again.....

More false statements. Where did I say I paid 28k for my TSX? Hmmm... see the trend here, folks?

Glad i quoted you......

I bought my 2004 acura TSX with cash... came to just over $28,000.

from this thread you worthless lying piece of sh1t.

Ah, at least I see where the mis-interpretation came from on this one. $28k in cash, meaning no lease or loan. You forgot the two cars I owned (and hence sold) before buying my TSX. I believe my 2001 S4 and 2001 Jetta sold for more than $28k...

wtf? Your reply doesn't even make sense.

LOL. ok, seriously owned. you've lost your only ally, daniel. sorry but regardless of whether or not you own a tsx and s4 (which is just plain dumb IMO, why not sell both and have an amazing car or at least have 2 very different cars), you're still a liar.


=|

ROFL. I traded in two cars for cash and went and purchased a TSX with cash. Is that difficult to comprehend? As for your statement about having one amazing car, how does that help me have a car in two lcoations across the country at one time?

I thought you had a payment on first S4? Right? BTW, what do you mean by "traded" it for "cash?" You mean a check or credit at the dealer?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

Right... I'll believe that when me sh!t turns purple and smells like Rainbow Sherbert.

/bows to Supertroopers

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ohh i forgot, he paid 28k (not counting taxes) for the acura and makes payments on the S4. Put insurance x2 on top of these two and you have quite a monthly amount. The bullsh1t-o-meter is going off again.....

More false statements. Where did I say I paid 28k for my TSX? Hmmm... see the trend here, folks?

Glad i quoted you......

I bought my 2004 acura TSX with cash... came to just over $28,000.

from this thread you worthless lying piece of sh1t.

Ah, at least I see where the mis-interpretation came from on this one. $28k in cash, meaning no lease or loan. You forgot the two cars I owned (and hence sold) before buying my TSX. I believe my 2001 S4 and 2001 Jetta sold for more than $28k...

wtf? Your reply doesn't even make sense.

LOL. ok, seriously owned. you've lost your only ally, daniel. sorry but regardless of whether or not you own a tsx and s4 (which is just plain dumb IMO, why not sell both and have an amazing car or at least have 2 very different cars), you're still a liar.


=|

ROFL. I traded in two cars for cash and went and purchased a TSX with cash. Is that difficult to comprehend? As for your statement about having one amazing car, how does that help me have a car in two lcoations across the country at one time?

I thought you had a payment on first S4? Right? BTW, what do you mean by "traded" it for "cash?" You mean a check or credit at the dealer?

No payment on the first S4. Only on the new one. Trade for cash = sold for cash. Then I took that cash to the dealer (aka, wrote one big check) and bought a TSX. Quite simple, really.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Gladly, as soon as I return home. Unfortunately, I can't get a picture of them together since they are a few thousand miles apart. Too bad, though, as it would be a good picture.

well that's just not going to work, because you could just get friends w/ those cars and fabricate a picture. it had to be a spur of the moment type thing.

dood, do SOMETHING. you're getting owned left and right.


=|

You assume that I care what a bunch of guys on an internet forum think. I wish I could take the picture, but I can't. That is why this discussion is so absurd. There is no way for me to disprove all these accusations unless I scan the ownership papers and post them online (hence my sarcasm earlier). Of course, for my own privacy, that is not going to happen. Therefore, we are stuck in this never ending circle of accusations based on little more than the concoctions of a few members of this online community. The good news is that in the end, I still have a 2004 S4 and TSX (looks like I am finally bragging a little, but I think it's fitting).

You say you don't care what a bunch of guys on the internet think... yet you post a link to your resume in your sig which includes your full name, pics trying to show how "cool" you are, "accomplishments", etc...

You say you won't post pictures of the registrations of your car for your privacy, yet your full name is in your sig. The web site in your sig has your full address and your cell phone number.

Yeah, BULLSHIT

^^

That's the point of a personal website... you know, to talk about me. That's kinda the whole idea...

God damn you're a retard. The irony here is that you linked to your personal web site loaded with your contact info, pictures etc... yet you won't post pictures of your cars' registrations for "privacy" reasons. :roll:

Car receipts and registration has a lot more information than name and phone number which can be found on any public search site.

Yeah, cause it is so hard to white out information using paintshop or photoshop or even fvcking MS Paint. :roll:

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

Right... I'll believe that when me sh!t turns purple and smells like Rainbow Sherbert.

/bows to Supertroopers

Why don't you just email my dad again? That seems to work...

 

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ohh i forgot, he paid 28k (not counting taxes) for the acura and makes payments on the S4. Put insurance x2 on top of these two and you have quite a monthly amount. The bullsh1t-o-meter is going off again.....

More false statements. Where did I say I paid 28k for my TSX? Hmmm... see the trend here, folks?

Glad i quoted you......

I bought my 2004 acura TSX with cash... came to just over $28,000.

from this thread you worthless lying piece of sh1t.

Ah, at least I see where the mis-interpretation came from on this one. $28k in cash, meaning no lease or loan. You forgot the two cars I owned (and hence sold) before buying my TSX. I believe my 2001 S4 and 2001 Jetta sold for more than $28k...

wtf? Your reply doesn't even make sense.

LOL. ok, seriously owned. you've lost your only ally, daniel. sorry but regardless of whether or not you own a tsx and s4 (which is just plain dumb IMO, why not sell both and have an amazing car or at least have 2 very different cars), you're still a liar.


=|

ROFL. I traded in two cars for cash and went and purchased a TSX with cash. Is that difficult to comprehend? As for your statement about having one amazing car, how does that help me have a car in two lcoations across the country at one time?

I thought you had a payment on first S4? Right? BTW, what do you mean by "traded" it for "cash?" You mean a check or credit at the dealer?

Ding Ding Ding

Theres that bullsh1t-o-meter again.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Mill
Yeah, cause it is so hard to white out information using paintshop or photoshop or even fvcking MS Paint. :roll:

It's also pretty easy to add fake information. I can't win with you. That's about the entire point of this thread.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Gladly, as soon as I return home. Unfortunately, I can't get a picture of them together since they are a few thousand miles apart. Too bad, though, as it would be a good picture.

well that's just not going to work, because you could just get friends w/ those cars and fabricate a picture. it had to be a spur of the moment type thing.

dood, do SOMETHING. you're getting owned left and right.


=|

You assume that I care what a bunch of guys on an internet forum think. I wish I could take the picture, but I can't. That is why this discussion is so absurd. There is no way for me to disprove all these accusations unless I scan the ownership papers and post them online (hence my sarcasm earlier). Of course, for my own privacy, that is not going to happen. Therefore, we are stuck in this never ending circle of accusations based on little more than the concoctions of a few members of this online community. The good news is that in the end, I still have a 2004 S4 and TSX (looks like I am finally bragging a little, but I think it's fitting).

You say you don't care what a bunch of guys on the internet think... yet you post a link to your resume in your sig which includes your full name, pics trying to show how "cool" you are, "accomplishments", etc...

You say you won't post pictures of the registrations of your car for your privacy, yet your full name is in your sig. The web site in your sig has your full address and your cell phone number.

Yeah, BULLSHIT

^^

That's the point of a personal website... you know, to talk about me. That's kinda the whole idea...

God damn you're a retard. The irony here is that you linked to your personal web site loaded with your contact info, pictures etc... yet you won't post pictures of your cars' registrations for "privacy" reasons. :roll:

Car receipts and registration has a lot more information than name and phone number which can be found on any public search site.

That's why you use photoshop to hide the things you didn't already give away on your web site :roll:

 

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

Right... I'll believe that when me sh!t turns purple and smells like Rainbow Sherbert.

/bows to Supertroopers

Why don't you just email my dad again? That seems to work...

He's probably a lying piece of sh!t like you. I doubt anyone who reads this thread would believe you or your family.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

Right... I'll believe that when me sh!t turns purple and smells like Rainbow Sherbert.

/bows to Supertroopers

Why don't you just email my dad again? That seems to work...

He's probably a lying piece of sh!t like you. I doubt anyone who reads this thread would believe you or your family.

Isn't that what I've been saying the entire time? Why yes, yes it is.

 

[tnitsuj]

I just want to say...this is not funnier than the Poon thread.

 

[bolido2000]

LOL

Somone fill me in about Aimster's lie , so I can make my decision on which is the biggest loser

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
Yeah, cause it is so hard to white out information using paintshop or photoshop or even fvcking MS Paint. :roll:

It's also pretty easy to add fake information. I can't win with you. That's about the entire point of this thread.

Uhh.. no it is pretty hard to doctor an entire piece of car registration and make it pass the sniff test.

 

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill
I find it funny that you had a budget of 22-26k yet already had an S4

Nah, I didn't want an extremely nice car while at school. Hence why my TSX is here in a parking lot and my S4 is at home in a garage.

Right... I'll believe that when me sh!t turns purple and smells like Rainbow Sherbert.

/bows to Supertroopers

Why don't you just email my dad again? That seems to work...

He's probably a lying piece of sh!t like you. I doubt anyone who reads this thread would believe you or your family.

Isn't that what I've been saying the entire time? Why yes, yes it is.

Wow, you are retarded.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: buck
Ohh i forgot, he paid 28k (not counting taxes) for the acura and makes payments on the S4. Put insurance x2 on top of these two and you have quite a monthly amount. The bullsh1t-o-meter is going off again.....

More false statements. Where did I say I paid 28k for my TSX? Hmmm... see the trend here, folks?

Glad i quoted you......

I bought my 2004 acura TSX with cash... came to just over $28,000.

from this thread you worthless lying piece of sh1t.

Ah, at least I see where the mis-interpretation came from on this one. $28k in cash, meaning no lease or loan. You forgot the two cars I owned (and hence sold) before buying my TSX. I believe my 2001 S4 and 2001 Jetta sold for more than $28k...

wtf? Your reply doesn't even make sense.

LOL. ok, seriously owned. you've lost your only ally, daniel. sorry but regardless of whether or not you own a tsx and s4 (which is just plain dumb IMO, why not sell both and have an amazing car or at least have 2 very different cars), you're still a liar.


=|

ROFL. I traded in two cars for cash and went and purchased a TSX with cash. Is that difficult to comprehend? As for your statement about having one amazing car, how does that help me have a car in two lcoations across the country at one time?

I thought you had a payment on first S4? Right? BTW, what do you mean by "traded" it for "cash?" You mean a check or credit at the dealer?

No payment on the first S4. Only on the new one. Trade for cash = sold for cash. Then I took that cash to the dealer (aka, wrote one big check) and bought a TSX. Quite simple, really.

Interesting. If there was NO payment on the first S4, then why did you say: "Are you guys done, or do I need to retrieve all the proof-of-ownership paper's from the bank and scan them for you? Would you like to see my bank account status while we're at it?"

Why would the bank have proof-of-ownership papers(lol, like they are called that to begin with) if you didn't have a loan with them? You paid cash, or your parents did, right? So why would the bank have papers about it?

 

[freegeeks]

this one is going in the vault

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