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Does anyone here believe in the Purple Flying Spagetti monster?

Originally posted by: Jhill
He is purple. I like purple.
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Heretic! True believers know that the FSM is a beautiful tricolour of off-white noodles, delicious red sauce and deep brown meatball eyes......


Repent, or he will never touch you with his noodly goodness.......


Ramen.







😀
 
I had a nightmare when I was a little girl that I was in a restaurant and only spaghetti was on the menu. Then all the ceiling fans dropped down and chopped everyone's head off but mine (I was not tall enough to get chopped by the rogue propellers.) Then spaghetti started spewing out of everyone's neck on to their plate. It was very red but not quite purple. Even though that was 39 years ago, I think about those images every time I see people getting spaghetti. (looks up to make sure a ceiling fan is not overhead)
 
Originally posted by: Rubycon
I had a nightmare when I was a little girl that I was in a restaurant and only spaghetti was on the menu. Then all the ceiling fans dropped down and chopped everyone's head off but mine (I was not tall enough to get chopped by the rogue propellers.) Then spaghetti started spewing out of everyone's neck on to their plate. It was very red but not quite purple. Even though that was 39 years ago, I think about those images every time I see people getting spaghetti. (looks up to make sure a ceiling fan is not overhead)
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Damn!
Can we get a movie script going?
 
Originally posted by: Nyati13
Originally posted by: Jhill
He is purple. I like purple.
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Heretic! True believers know that the FSM is a beautiful tricolour of off-white noodles, delicious red sauce and deep brown meatball eyes......


Repent, or he will never touch you with his noodly goodness.......


Ramen.







😀
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S'right. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not purple. Shun the non-believer! Shun him!
 
Originally posted by: Rubycon
I had a nightmare when I was a little girl that I was in a restaurant and only spaghetti was on the menu. Then all the ceiling fans dropped down and chopped everyone's head off but mine (I was not tall enough to get chopped by the rogue propellers.) Then spaghetti started spewing out of everyone's neck on to their plate. It was very red but not quite purple. Even though that was 39 years ago, I think about those images every time I see people getting spaghetti. (looks up to make sure a ceiling fan is not overhead)
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Gruesome, isn't it folks?
 
arrr! we are starting a campus group under the religious premis, if they dont let us in then they have to kick out all the others that get student money! woot. we all love "Him"

RAman
 
No, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster for I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

You freaks worshiping the Purple Flying Spaghetti Monster will burn in hell for all eternity!!!
 
Originally posted by: Jhill
He is purple. I like purple.
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he's the one that got u pregnant?

i told you, u wont get preggers if u just keep swallowing.

stay on your knees man...
 
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: Jhill
He is purple. I like purple.
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he's the one that got u pregnant?

i told you, u wont get preggers if u just keep swallowing.

stay on your knees man...
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Immaculate conception!!!!! Soon a holy meatball shall take form within, seperate and distinct of course from the two other meatballs farther down. Our pastacular salvation is at hand!


Originally posted by: Akhen
I am wearing my pirate outfit right now
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I put on my headscarf and eyepatch, and cast lvl 20 ARRRRRR!
 
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