Does anyone here believe in the Purple Flying Spagetti monster?

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: TehMac
This thread is full of atheist fail.

FSM is a deity unlike anything ever created by mankind.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Gruesome, isn't it folks?

I don't see how people eat the stuff.

Probably because most of us don't think of decapitated corpses spewing spaghetti from their necks. :laugh:

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Gruesome, isn't it folks?

I don't see how people eat the stuff.

Fork.



It's easy once you get past decapitated dinner guests.

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Probably because most of us don't think of decapitated corpses spewing spaghetti from their necks. :laugh:

The world is full of hazards beyond spaghetti. One has to keep sensible balance knowing their presence however also knowing that 99% of the time they will be ok. Or otherwise they just may go completely and utterly insane. :laugh:

Originally posted by: Squisher



Fork.



It's easy once you get past decapitated dinner guests.

Perhaps from a utilitarian standpoint but the taste and the fact that [spaghetti] pasta is overdoped with sauce and spice and it all mixes down below. :Q Pizza is similar but the buffers are usually enough to make it tolerable once in a fortnight. 😉

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Is this a theoretical or a relative question?

Rhetorical?

 

[Quasmo]

http://www.purple.com

 

[Nyati13]

Originally posted by: TehMac
This thread is full of atheist fail.

Ha! Atheism is the belief that there is NO god, of any kind. It isn't just in relation to the God of Judeo-Christian faith.

If you wish to label, it would be "Pagan fail" not "atheist fail"

😀

 

[mortong]

Originally posted by: TehMac


This thread is full of atheist fail.

Edited: 09/01/2007 at 10:39 PM by TehMa.

"Outmoded religious concept" on a crutch! Stop taking things so seriously.

 

[WildHorse]

This is the first revalation that the FSM is purple!

Originally posted by: Rubycon
I had a nightmare when I was a little girl that I was in a restaurant and only spaghetti was on the menu. Then all the ceiling fans dropped down and chopped everyone's head off but mine (I was not tall enough to get chopped by the rogue propellers.) Then spaghetti started spewing out of everyone's neck on to their plate. It was very red but not quite purple. Even though that was 39 years ago, I think about those images every time I see people getting spaghetti. (looks up to make sure a ceiling fan is not overhead)

Now I'll have trouble sleeping for a few nights.

You could be the next Stepehn King.

 

[RandomFool]

This calls for PurpleFlyingSpaghettiMonsterTube.com