does anyone get this joke?

[icejunkie]

Arite, I got it... Every 5 mintues he gets a shot of vodka. That's 12 shots of vodka an hour x 3 hours = 36. Obviously, he's too drunk to make sense, so he just blurted out the first words that came to his head and formed a sentence...

 

[jfall]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
explain please OP

I posted it in hopes someone could explain it to me. I also do not get it.

I found the joke here: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=60014 -- some people there seem to get it, others don't.

 

[Modeps]

The people that get this joke are just trying to act cooler than you for "getting it". It's not even a joke. It's just stupid. /thread

 

[iamwiz82]

The cat is saying " I've enjoyed reading your E-mail".

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
404 funny not found

For sure. :Q

 

[Merlyn3D]

Boo! Stupid joke.

 

[wahoyaho]

it's not a joke you've been hauxed!

 

[Loomen]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it and I hate you.

Funniest part of the whole thread.:laugh:

Yep

 

[MegaWorks]

I DON'T GET IT!!!!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!
YOU CALL THAT A JOKE!

 

[BlueWeasel]

This is obviously a Mensa joke. I, of course, get it but will not be bothered trying to explain it.

 

[aplefka]

The punch line is a little bit redundant a little.

 

[bootymac]

The funny part is watching people try to understand it

Actually, I don't get it either

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
404 funny not found

 

[EpsiIon]

If you just say that you get it, you get it. Read the ebaum's world thread. It becomes a bit more clear.

I get it. Anybody who doesn't get it sucks.

 

[EpsiIon]

Originally posted by: aplefka
The punch line is a little bit redundant a little.

It's not redundant. It's just awkward. Rephrased: "My wife left the keys with me and took off."

 

[Drakkon]

ohkay if we analyze the english and the ensuing major grammar mistakes in there:
name should have been nameD
"every 5 mins he orders vodka: should have an A between orders and vodka
and "most-likely-stone" should be "most-likely-stoneD"

thus the missing letters D-A-D
so the skinny man is marks dad, mark is the mans son, and it turns out he cares

Q.E.D

 

[richardycc]

his wife left him for his son??

 

[b0mbrman]

Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

shens....either that or you have a horrible life.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: her209
:laugh: Nice.

Care to explain it Einstein.

 

[ohtwell]

That's not funny. It's kind of sad!


: ) Amanda

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: her209
:laugh: Nice.

Care to explain it Einstein.

Jokes aren't funny when you explain them.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Hahahah! Hilarious!

 

[DivideBYZero]

OK, OK, I have NO fvcking idea whats funny about that piss poor joke.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

His son owns the bar he works at and his wife dances there. Her name is Julie, but her stage name is Rio.
He has been an alcoholic since 1978, when he was in a car accident, and his sister was killed because she was not wearing a seatbelt.
He shaves his pubes.