does anyone get this joke?

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

shens....either that or you have a horrible life.

Or he hasn't heard any other jokes so far today.

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: jfall
... says "Don't worry buddy, I got a cab coming for ya." The man looks up at Mark and with a smirk says
"My wife left me the keys and left, and I don't think my son would care."

I also think it's supposed to be a gay joke.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: jalaram

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

shens....either that or you have a horrible life.

Or he hasn't heard any other jokes so far today.

Until someone explains it to me, my upcoming ECE test is funnier than this.

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: jfall

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
explain please OP

I posted it in hopes someone could explain it to me. I also do not get it.

I found the joke here: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=60014 -- some people there seem to get it, others don't.

this was a funny quote from there: "Mark is part of a governmant conspiracy against the skinny man. The bartender is Agent-8091B. The vodka was spiked with Ecstacy, which was a plot to get the skinny man in the cab, where the government would add really fricking cool ninja mods to him (y'know, like big swords and ninja star things) and then they'd send him to Quebec, where he would be a chili dog vendor for 5 and half years before he would discover his ablilties and take over most of northern canada, before Optimus Prime would fly out of the TV and totally pwn him and Alaska."

 

[DaFinn]

Aaaaahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... gasp... What?

 

[Toasthead]

not funny

 

[quizzelsnatch]

worst. joke/thread. ever.

 

[yobarman]

Terrible.

 

[zbalat]

Originally posted by: Drakkon
ohkay if we analyze the english and the ensuing major grammar mistakes in there:
name should have been nameD
"every 5 mins he orders vodka: should have an A between orders and vodka
and "most-likely-stone" should be "most-likely-stoneD"

thus the missing letters D-A-D
so the skinny man is marks dad, mark is the mans son, and it turns out he cares

Q.E.D

Exactly

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Originally posted by: zbalat

Originally posted by: Drakkon
ohkay if we analyze the english and the ensuing major grammar mistakes in there:
name should have been nameD
"every 5 mins he orders vodka: should have an A between orders and vodka
and "most-likely-stone" should be "most-likely-stoneD"

thus the missing letters D-A-D
so the skinny man is marks dad, mark is the mans son, and it turns out he cares

Q.E.D

Exactly

if this holds true that means this is more of a riddle than a joke.

 

[NuclearNed]

The joke is a whole lot funnier in its original Klingon. Something gets lost in translation.

 

[DeMeo]

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both same.

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: DeMeo
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both same.

I thought it was:

Q) What's the difference between an orange?
A) a duck, because a vest has no sleeves.

 

[DeMeo]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior

Originally posted by: DeMeo
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both same.

I thought it was:

Q) What's the difference between an orange?
A) a duck, because a vest has no sleeves.

I think that's the Irish version.

 

[StageLeft]

Thanks for killing my will to live.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: jalaram

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

shens....either that or you have a horrible life.

Or he hasn't heard any other jokes so far today.

Just the ones on ATOT...I spend too much time at work

 

[Argo]

This thread started at a 0/10. Then it slowed rose to 3/10. Then jumped to 8/10, slowly backed off to 7/10 and then rocketed to 9/10.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Argo
This thread started at a 0/10. Then it slowed rose to 3/10. Then jumped to 8/10, slowly backed off to 7/10 and then rocketed to 9/10.

Heh heh...The joke was a clean 8/10, but the thread is a different story

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
Boo

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: jalaram

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ha ha. Best joke I've heard all day

shens....either that or you have a horrible life.

Or he hasn't heard any other jokes so far today.

Until someone explains it to me, my upcoming ECE test is funnier than this.

as funny as your grade (bad joke...)

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: EpsiIon
If you just say that you get it, you get it. Read the ebaum's world thread. It becomes a bit more clear.

I get it. Anybody who doesn't get it sucks.

ok i read the thread...i still dont get it...someone just fvcking explain it already

if its a joke i'm missing the punchline...if its a riddle its a damn stupd one

 

[jjones]

lol :beer:

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: jjones
lol :beer:

High five?

 

[jfall]

BTW, the original posted of this joke from ebaums world posted this in the thread:

"You guys are all liars u little sad f****. There was no joke!!! haha Just shows that this fourm sucks *** man You fu***** liars!!!"

So I guess it really wasn't a joke

 

[pong3d]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior


I thought it was:

Q) What's the difference between an orange?
A) a duck, because a vest has no sleeves.

I made up this joke when I was in high school in the early nineties! (Just replace duck with bicycle.) I can't believe it lasted this long. Its such a bad joke!