Originally posted by: phillc
"No Ma'am, I'm sorry, but all of our officers are currently busy with real crimes and things that ACTUALLY matter"
A co-worker of mine used to be a 911 dispatcher.
"Okay sir, what's your address?"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown" (I don't know or care what it really was)
"No sir, your street address"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown!"
"Do you want me to mail you the ambulance sir?
Originally posted by: phillc
"No Ma'am, I'm sorry, but all of our officers are currently busy with real crimes and things that ACTUALLY matter"
A co-worker of mine used to be a 911 dispatcher.
"Okay sir, what's your address?"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown" (I don't know or care what it really was)
"No sir, your street address"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown!"
"Do you want me to mail you the ambulance sir?
Originally posted by: aplefka
10 and 12 or 12 and 14?
13 and 12 and a half! Like the half really fvcking matters. What a dumb bitch.
Originally posted by: DaWhim
apparently, that woman doesn't quality for being a mother
Originally posted by: Triumph
Hahaha, oh that was pretty bad on his part. He shouldn't have said that so early in the conversation. I mean, if you're going to make an off color joke, you gotta know who you are telling it to before you do it!
Originally posted by: phillc
"No Ma'am, I'm sorry, but all of our officers are currently busy with real crimes and things that ACTUALLY matter"
A co-worker of mine used to be a 911 dispatcher.
"Okay sir, what's your address?"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown" (I don't know or care what it really was)
"No sir, your street address"
"P.O. Box 1254, sometown!"
"Do you want me to mail you the ambulance sir?
Originally posted by: Jzero
If the dispatcher was thinking on his feet, when she said "It's not going to be very funny when I go in front of your supervisor" he could have said "Well who is going to watch your kids while you're there?!"
Originally posted by: mugs
I hope that guy didn't lose his job. Who calls 911 because their kids are fighting?
Originally posted by: Jzero
If the dispatcher was thinking on his feet, when she said "It's not going to be very funny when I go in front of your supervisor" he could have said "Well who is going to watch your kids while you're there?!"
