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Do you think you can get away with murder?

It would be easy if the only objective was to kill someone without getting caught. If it had to be someone specific, then it might be tougher.
 
Depends. Random person or someone I know? Would I have a motive? Would the police have any reason to suspect me?
 
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig sh!t now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute.
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I find this thead and this question, very suspicious. Planning on knocking anyone off? If you do, just make sure it's a cyber character, not a real person, ok? 😉
 
Whenever I watch a show about CSIs and murderers, I usually mumble about how stupid the criminals are and how I could do a better job with a little forthought, but I am sure it is more difficult than that.
 
Originally posted by: 95SS
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig sh!t now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute.
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until I saw Snatch, I always wondered why my dad wanted to raise pigs...now I know....just in case
 
That was my first thought: who is the victim? If it was totally random, sure I could. But I think if it was actually based on motive, I would never get away with it.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
It would be easy if the only objective was to kill someone without getting caught. If it had to be someone specific, then it might be tougher.
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I'm going to side with notfred here ....
 
man alive, i feel bad if i step on someone's toe. i don't see how someone can actually kill someone else. it all stems from selfishness and pride. fetch.
 
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