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do you think alcohol has made you dumber...?

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Originally posted by: klah
Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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:thumbsup:
Classic 😛
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: klah
Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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:thumbsup:
Classic 😛
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Where is that from?

 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
....sigh
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Topic Title: do you think alcohol has made you dumber...?
Topic Summary: i do
Created On: 06/14/2005 05:27 PM


Poll??

If I had not drank as much,I might have not gotten divorced..........

Hmm, smart,or dumb???

Both.😉
 
Originally posted by: klah
Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members
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The same thing works for people. That's why socialist liberal policies harm the human race as a whole. If you allow the dumbest people to live and breed, you're allowing them to piss in the gene pool. We should remove warning stickers from everything, get rid of the nanny-state laws, and let nature take its course.
 
While under the influence of alcohol, my intelligence is lowwer.
However, when I am not under the influence of alcohol, my intelligence is unharmed.
 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: klah
Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members
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The same thing works for people. That's why socialist liberal policies harm the human race as a whole. If you allow the dumbest people to live and breed, you're allowing them to piss in the gene pool. We should remove warning stickers from everything, get rid of the nanny-state laws, and let nature take its course.
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So everyone can be ultra paranoid and untrusting of everything. Uninformed people have it bad enough.

Nice tagging socialist and liberal though 😉😀
 
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