do you think alcohol has made you dumber...?

[Omegachi]

....sigh

 

[CRXican]

nope

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: CRXican
nope

 

[scorpmatt]

no, my friends and i usually have fairly deep conversations while drunk, or on our way to being drunk

 

[StageLeft]

Don't drink enough for that.

 

[klah]

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[kurt454]

What?

 

[imported_Kensai]

It made me smarter.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: klah

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

:thumbsup:
Classic

 

[ELopes580]

Nope, but reading your thread has.

 

[Wallydraigle]

I think it made you dumber too.

 

[nageov3t]

no, not really.

but I guess I can understand the sigh. being the only sober person in a room sucks. I could never do it.

 

[icejunkie]

saying that obviously proves it has

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: klah

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine And that, Omegachi, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

:thumbsup:
Classic

Where is that from?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
....sigh

Topic Title: do you think alcohol has made you dumber...?
Topic Summary: i do
Created On: 06/14/2005 05:27 PM


Poll??

If I had not drank as much,I might have not gotten divorced..........

Hmm, smart,or dumb???

Both.

 

[V00DOO]

It makes me better looking after a 6 pack.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Makes you think dumber is a word.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Makes you think dumber is a word.

That would be a pretty safe assumption. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dumber

 

[Zanix]

... it made Bud weiser! Bwaa-baaahhh

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: klah

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members

The same thing works for people. That's why socialist liberal policies harm the human race as a whole. If you allow the dumbest people to live and breed, you're allowing them to piss in the gene pool. We should remove warning stickers from everything, get rid of the nanny-state laws, and let nature take its course.

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Jassi

Where is that from?

Cliff Claven.

 

[BurnItDwn]

While under the influence of alcohol, my intelligence is lowwer.
However, when I am not under the influence of alcohol, my intelligence is unharmed.

 

[DorkBoy]

yep, and lazier

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: klah

Well you see, Omegachi, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members

The same thing works for people. That's why socialist liberal policies harm the human race as a whole. If you allow the dumbest people to live and breed, you're allowing them to piss in the gene pool. We should remove warning stickers from everything, get rid of the nanny-state laws, and let nature take its course.

So everyone can be ultra paranoid and untrusting of everything. Uninformed people have it bad enough.

Nice tagging socialist and liberal though

 

[jjones]

Not any more so than all of the other drugs I've smoked, drank or otherwise ingested.