Do you still feel like a man ...

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: TheUnk
I prefer to use small spoons for icecream.

QFT! I HATE it when I want to have ice cream and none of the small spoons are washed. What a turnoff.

 

[Kwaipie]

real men use a F'knoof or Unitensil

 

[GrantMeThePower]

I thought this was going to be one of those threads where someone just post the lyrics to a song....

(face down)

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

A real man will eat that cake with his hands. The fun part is letting the wife/girlfriend lick the icing off your fingers afterwards.

See K1052's post above.

 

[Darwin333]

Originally posted by: binister
... when you are all out of big silverware and have to use the small spoons and forks?

I don't allow my wife to get behind on the dishes.

 

[daveymark]

if it happens after gay sex, then no

 

[SSSnail]

I do like spooning

Wait, that's not what we're talking about here? Ahem... how about them Bears?

 

[OVerLoRDI]

I prefer small spoons for everything.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Make a wrap and you need no damn utensils.

 

[Daishiki]

Do you still feel like an Asian man...

...when you're all out of regular wooden/metal/plastic chopsticks and have to use those cheap disposable ones that refuse to break evenly down the line and leave splinters everywhere?

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: soonerproud

A real man will eat that cake with his hands. The fun part is letting the wife/girlfriend lick the icing off your fingers afterwards.

See K1052's post above.

The problem with his answer is that his lips will have to touch that certain part of his body to eat the cake.

Then again if he could actually eat with it, he may never come out of his room.