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FP

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... when you are all out of big silverware and have to use the small spoons and forks?
 

FP

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Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.
lol... so true :(

the cereal-to-milk ratio is skewed when i have to use the small spoons. ruins my whole morning.
 

Sqube

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I like having cereal with a smaller spoon so I can have the milk at the end.

But I'm a manly man with a big dick, so it's acceptable.
 

eLiu

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How the hell can you be out of silverware... big dinner party?

Otherwise, wash your dishes, pigboy. :p

Edit: Oh yeah, unless you're having soup, USE CHOPSTICKS! :D Best utensil ever.
 

manowar821

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Someone called me a i love you for using chopsticks. At a JAPANESE RESTAURANT.

Some men are pathetic like that.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.
Spoken like a single guy. :p My wife LOVES the little forks and spoons. Little did I know that you're supposed to eat cake w/the little fork. Heck, I've always used the serving fork! :D Big mouth + big fork + cake = cake gone in two bites :D
 

soonerproud

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: G Wizard
a real man wouldn't even allow small spoons and forks in his house.
Spoken like a single guy. :p My wife LOVES the little forks and spoons. Little did I know that you're supposed to eat cake w/the little fork. Heck, I've always used the serving fork! :D Big mouth + big fork + cake = cake gone in two bites :D
A real man will eat that cake with his hands. The fun part is letting the wife/girlfriend lick the icing off your fingers afterwards.
 

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