Do you read in the bathroom?

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
hell fucking no

I shit and get out

Usually in there no longer than a minute

Yep I hate staying in there longer than I have to. It's not like it's a comfortable seat anyways and you're busy doing something while you're in there. If I'm going to read something it's going to be in a comfortable chair and not in a room full of shit fumes.

 

[imported_yetti]

I either read or surf the web on my blackberry or ipod

 

[MotionMan]

I always read in the can. All my bathrooms at home have light reading books in them, plus I always have my trusty iPhone (and my other smartphones prior to that).

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
My computer is positioned so I can rotate my monitor and watch TV while I am on the toilet. Not even kidding.

In one of our first apartments, you could see the bedroom TV from the shower. Awesome for getting ready during a football game.

MotionMan

 

[moparacer]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
hell fucking no

I shit and get out

Usually in there no longer than a minute

I hear ya...

People that go in the bathroom with a magazine and take 30 minutes to pinch a loaf seriously need to buy some laxative.

My cheeks would be numb if I sat on the seat that long.....

 

[olds]

I have to go out of my way to find something to read on the way to the bathroom.
I have a stack of magazines and books and have read them all 10 times.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I have to go out of my way to find something to read on the way to the bathroom.
I have a stack of magazines and books and have read them all 10 times.

Last December I gave away my gigantic stack of New Scientist magazines (3 years of weekly mags = huge ass pile) to a charity for kids that wouldn't get Christmas presents otherwise. I must have read every issue 10 times in the shitter. Now I have to search for something before I go.

Thankfully I've got two really good books on the go right now, so it hasn't been an issue.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I have to go out of my way to find something to read on the way to the bathroom.
I have a stack of magazines and books and have read them all 10 times.

Last December I gave away my gigantic stack of New Scientist magazines (3 years of weekly mags = huge ass pile) to a charity for kids that wouldn't get Christmas presents otherwise. I must have read every issue 10 times in the shitter. Now I have to search for something before I go.

Thankfully I've got two really good books on the go right now, so it hasn't been an issue.

I hope they wash their hands after reading them...
:laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Via
I don't trust anyone who doesn't read in the bathroom.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Eli]

I'm posting from the can.

 

[Engineer]

Absolutely.

 

[coldmeat]

I seem to think better when I'm on the can, so I just sit there and think.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Engineer
Absolutely.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: seemingly random
Only when there's a lot of people around - to get some down/alone time. I assume people who live alone don't hardly ever.

I live alone and I do... no real reason not to, I usually keep a couple magazines in the bathroom.

when I was in college, I found reading in the bathroom to be really useful for keeping up with all the reading I had to do for different classes. I think I read War and Peace almost entirely in toilet stalls.

 

[Cyco]

Yes.

 

[Barfo]

I play a Nintendo DS, used to read or bring a laptop.

 

[OUCaptain]

I have a standard magazine rotation. The new ones spend about a week on my desk, then about 6 weeks next to the toilet.

 

[OUCaptain]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
No, I get it done so the next guy can do his thing without waiting for ten fricking minutes for no good reason.

you never poop at home?

 

[Goosemaster]

*squeezes out a deuce*

yep.

 

[Chriscross3234]

YES. If no reading material is present, I start to read the labels off of my shampoo or whatever else is near me.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Chriscross3234
YES. If no reading material is present, I start to read the labels off of my shampoo or whatever else is near me.

OMG, I use to do the exact same thing!!!

LOL.

MotionMan

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Chriscross3234
YES. If no reading material is present, I start to read the labels off of my shampoo or whatever else is near me.

OMG, I use to do the exact same thing!!!

LOL.

MotionMan

Ah fuck. So do I.

 

[IronWing]

Is this anything like reading tea leaves?

 

[Skeeedunt]

My god, some of you guys bore easily. Dropping a load has always been a time for me to kick back a bit and clear my head. Reflect on the day so far, and things yet to come (above and beyond turds). Seems to be a moment of real mental clarity, perhaps for the exact reason that there's absolutely nothing else to capture my attention.

Oh well, enjoy your old magazines I guess. I prefer my zen-like bathroom breaks.

 

[Steve]

I live alone, and I bought a wireless router so I could nef on the john.