Do you read in the bathroom?

[ManBearPig]

Eh? I've always wanted to ask this, and I just remembered now that that guy was talking about taking a dump in the bathroom with his laptop.

Some people I know say it's disgusting, but personally, I don't give a shit.

 

[drdops]

yep

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Yes, absolutely. I usually take a book with me and spend far longer than I really need to.

Originally posted by: Kazaam
I don't give a shit.

Then why are you in there?

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Kazaam
Eh? I've always wanted to ask this, and I just remembered now that that guy was talking about taking a dump in the bathroom with his laptop.

Some people I know say it's disgusting, but personally, I don't give a shit.

I'm guessing what was showing on the laptop was NSFW.

 

[irishScott]

Used to, but since I started taking psyllium I'm never in there long enough to get anywhere barring some intestinal disease. If I just want to read, there are more comfortable places.

 

[Via]

I don't trust anyone who doesn't read in the bathroom.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Yes, absolutely. I usually take a book with me and spend far longer than I really need to.

Originally posted by: Kazaam
I don't give a shit.

Then why are you in there?

Because you take a shit, not give.

I know it's weird, why do we "take dumps/shits"....we aren't acquiring shit, we're giving it to the toilet lol.

 

[OCGuy]

Maximum PC + Maxim

 

[Ruptga]

No, I get it done so the next guy can do his thing without waiting for ten fricking minutes for no good reason.

 

[MovingTarget]

This is why laptops were invented.

 

[Leros]

yup and at work I use my iPhone

 

[Red Squirrel]

Where I work there's often magazines in the washroom so I sometimes catch myself reading them. It's usually after I've taken the dump, wiped, and brought my pants back up, though. I'll just stand there and read a bit then wash my hands and leave.

When I'm REALLY bored I'll try to not move to see if the light sensor shuts off the light. I think they have those things set to like 15 minutes though.

 

[AreaCode707]

Only this thread.

 

[Lonyo]

My computer is positioned so I can rotate my monitor and watch TV while I am on the toilet. Not even kidding.

 

[paulney]

Nope. First of all, squatting for a prolonged period of time is unhealthy, and second, why would you want to read in your shit and piss fumes and all?
Get it done, then go read in some more comfortable place.

 

[Chronoshock]

I've read entire novels solely in the bathroom over the course of a few weeks. Staring at the wall would be pretty boring

 

[seemingly random]

Only when there's a lot of people around - to get some down/alone time. I assume people who live alone don't hardly ever.

 

[seemingly random]

There was one of those magazine racks that attach to the wall in my parent's guest bathroom next to the toilet. It was fully stocked. It seems that a lot of readers digest articles are the perfect length...

 

[Gothgar]

hell fucking no

I shit and get out

Usually in there no longer than a minute

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Used to, but since I started taking psyllium I'm never in there long enough to get anywhere barring some intestinal disease. If I just want to read, there are more comfortable places.

Man card, give it up ya big sissy.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: irishScott
Used to, but since I started taking psyllium I'm never in there long enough to get anywhere barring some intestinal disease. If I just want to read, there are more comfortable places.

Man card, give it up ya big sissy.

hardly. there's no reason to spend a great deal of time on the pot. if i need to take a shit, i wait till the pressure is great. then go in, shit quick, get the fuck out.

 

[LS21]

i surf with a netbook

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: irishScott
Used to, but since I started taking psyllium I'm never in there long enough to get anywhere barring some intestinal disease. If I just want to read, there are more comfortable places.

Man card, give it up ya big sissy.

Here's a great example of fem-ochismo afaic...little fiber in your diet will do you wonders.

 

[erub]

i do, but you've got to be careful of hemmroids, my father and grandfather both got them from this. so i try to limit the length of my stays

 

[eplebnista]

Yes, novels.