Do you pee through you zipper or over the top of your pants?

[jagec]

I think I tried through the zipper hole exactly once, and found the sensation of tiny metal teeth scraping my glans less than satisfactory.

Your glans?

Just how short does your dick have to be for the head to be even with the zipper?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Where's the option for neither. I unbutton and unzip.

 

[z1ggy]

If wearing anything with a zipper, then through that. Otherwise.. Obviously over pants.

 

[Linux23]

What is with the "Men" sitting down to pee? Do you dab it with toilet paper when you're done too?

I don't sit to urinate but I do dab the dribble.

 

[Linux23]

Wow, that many people pee through their zipper? Ugh, no thanks. I undo my belt and pants/jeans button, unzip, and do it. I thought almost everyone did, lulz.

I can't pull my Peter out without doing exactly what you described. I too thought everyone did that.

Guess some guys just need more clearance than the others

 

[Linux23]

This.

At night I'm not turning on the light and I sure don't want to clean up piss. Nor deal with having my wife step in it, (I'm a happily whipped man), so it's easier. Besides, between cat, dog and kid piss, I clean up enough of it.

Now during the day it's over the top.

Ahhh what about perfecting your aim a bit? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to do.

 

[02ranger]

How does that even work? Isn't it significantly more trouble trying to thread your tallywhacker through that little hole? Not to mention the complications if your pants are slightly too high or too low. Extra points for scraping your dong on the zipper.

Not really any more trouble, although with the boxers and pants I wear I don't really have a tiny hole to thread through. I do have some different style boxers I wear if I haven't done laundry in a while, and the way the hole on those is made it's impossible to use so then I have no choice but to undo everything and go over. I really don't find it uncomfortable the rest of the time, though. It also depends on how your clothes fit, and I prefer my pants a little baggy. Not by much, just baggy enough you can't count the change in my pocket. lol That does give me a little more room to work with. As for the zipper, I'm just careful. If you don't go jerking the thing out like you're trying to start a weed eater it's pretty easy to avoid the zipper.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Unbutton, unzip - everything out.

 

[z1ggy]

Only on ATOT will a thread start filled with bro's describing their dick-whipping-out procedures (and indirect semi D size bragging).

 

[clamum]

I think that counts as through the zip. I do the same when wearing pants with a fly. Do we have a referee?

More often than not, though, I wear pants with no fly. You only have one option in that case. And no, I don't drop them to my ankles.

Ah I see. I was thinking "through the zip" was when someone did not unzip/unbutton and only unzipped their pants. Hmmm. This is a deep topic; we need to establish ground rules here.

 

[Mixolydian]

If I'm wearing pants with a loose or elastic waistband (sweat pants, athletic shorts, etc.) then I'll go over the top.

If I'm wearing pants with a belt, then through the zipper.

 

[Rakehellion]

Your glans?

Just how short does your dick have to be for the head to be even with the zipper?

The zipper covers the entire opening, so if you know some circus trick to get your dick through the hole without scraping, I'd like to hear it.

 

[pontifex]

I use the urinals, but I pull my pants and underwear down completely when going pee. People are welcome to look :awe:

lol, my nephew did this one time at costco. I had to take him to the bathroom and I guess since he's more used to going at home and using a toilet, he normally goes to the stalls. The stalls were full and I told him to use the urinal. He walks up to it and pulls his pants and underwear all the way down.

I was like no don't do that! luckily there wasn't anyone else at the urinals. He then waited for a stall to open up.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

i always open my zipper/button/lower front of underpants and pee wide open, doesn't everyone or are they afraid of catching gay?

This for me as well. Why would you risk it going through the zipper? It isn't that much faster, therefore, not worth the risk. I haven't attempted to piss sitting on the toilet. Based on habit, if I'm sitting on the toilet I'm taking a shit, so I think if I sat down every time I had to piss, I'd automatically want to take a shit.

 

[feralkid]

I go through the zipper since I am usually wearing the belt. Even when I am wearing briefs. Sometimes a pain to dig through a shirt to find the hole to pull my dick out, but it's still faster than undoing a belt. Occasionally, if I am not wearing a belt, I'll unbutton and unzip, but usually just the zipper still. Never gone over the top unless I'm wearing something with a stretch waist and no belt (ie: sweats / pajama bottoms).

Sitting down just to pee? ROFL

I take it you're not a sailor?

 

[pontifex]

I unbuckle, unbutton, and unzip. I pull the underwear down in the front unless it's boxers. With boxers, my dong is usually hanging out through the opening already.

I hate boxers.

I do this also.

 

[TwiceOver]

Dressed up: Through the gate.
Dressed down: Over the fence.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Most of my jeans are button downs.

 

[Childs]

So we finally ran out of things to talk about. Well alright then.

Whats funny is I think this is a repost.

 

[gorcorps]

a real man can pee with such vigor that every drop rockets through your pants into the urinal

it takes a lot of practice but once you get there life is good

 

[gorcorps]

Ahhh what about perfecting your aim a bit? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to do.

peeing in the dark you have to use sonar... just keep it moving until you hear water

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Wait, you guys who say you don't sit to urinate. You're just talking about when you only have to urinate right? I mean, you don't waste precious crapping time by standing around pissing first, do you?

 

[Platypus]

this has been posted multiple times already and just reaffirms you guys like talking about dicks way more than guys who actually like dicks :whiste:

 

[Linux23]

peeing in the dark you have to use sonar... just keep it moving until you hear water

More like Marco polo for me. Lol

 

[Smoblikat]

Zipper for jeans. Over the top for sweatpants or shorts.