Do you pee through you zipper or over the top of your pants?

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Which is prefered?

  • Zipper

  • Over the top


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PliotronX

Diamond Member
Oct 17, 1999
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When I was young I'd firehose it over the fence but the zipper was made for convenience and that is what I use. If you pull your pants down you might as well sit down to pee and don't forget your tampons.
 

who?

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Sep 1, 2012
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If you hang your trousers on suspenders you can unbutton and unzip them without having to hold them up, then you can either use the fly in your shorts or pull them down and go over.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Over the top.

You ever try pulling a snake thru a pile of blankets?
While your hands are SHAKING?!??
 

HamburgerBoy

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Apr 12, 2004
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When I was young I'd firehose it over the fence but the zipper was made for convenience and that is what I use. If you pull your pants down you might as well sit down to pee and don't forget your tampons.

You don't need to pull pants down to go over the top. It would take me more time to unzip, reach into my pants hole, then reach into my undies hole, pull my penis through both, and then push it back in than the alternative.
 

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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Your glans?

Just how short does your dick have to be for the head to be even with the zipper?

Wait, you have a penis with a glans that can magically teleport to the exterior of your pants without passing it through the zipper? Can I see a picture of it?
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Who appointed you the necro fucking police, bro? :eek:

As far as I know, that is still illegal in all states. I guess this is one specific niche that I would be suited for.

wait, is the missing hyphen intentional, or not? :hmm: