Do you own a pickle fork?

[IronWing]

Just trying to help Zeze out here.

 

[lxskllr]

Yea, I think I do. I couldn't put my hands on it right away, but it's in the drawer somewhere.

 

[IronWing]

Did you buy it or inherit it?

 

[thebestMAX]

Is this another "they fired the pickle slicer" joke?

 

[lxskllr]

Did you buy it or inherit it?

Inherited it. Don't see much point in "special" forks. Pretty much any fork works for anything. "Special" forks are pretentious displays of conspicuous consumption.

 

[nathanddrews]

Does using a single wooden chopstick count?

 

[allisolm]

No pickle fork but I do have a pickle picker.

 

[local]

The real question is why would I own a pickle fork?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Just trying to help Zeze out here.

You're not doing it right. You need to create threads 1000 times more stupid than this to get in on that action.

 

[kage69]

The question is, is the pickle being removed from a jar... or something else?

Zeze might need to consult Dr. Dave Attel on this one.

 

[IronWing]

Maybe the jar is being stripped off the pickle?

 

[IronWing]

No pickle fork but I do have a pickle picker.

I had no idea such a marvel existed. Technology marches on.

 

[IronWing]

The real question is why would I own a pickle fork?

Ever try to use a pickle spoon?

 

[local]

Ever try to use a pickle spoon?

No, how would a spoon separate ball joints? Pickle forks are readily available to rent for free from auto parts stores.

 

[IronWing]

No, how would a spoon separate ball joints? Pickle forks are readily available to rent for free from auto parts stores.

You would probably have to sharpen the spoon first but I think if you pushed the spoon up from beneath the femoral head, you could pop it out of the acetabular. The muscles holding it in are some of the strongest in the body so you's probably need to sever those before you tried popping the ball from the socket. Personally, I prefer pickles made from cucumbers but whatever works for you.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

No pickle fork but I do have a pickle picker.

How many pickles could a pickle picker pick if a pickle picker could pick pickles?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I don't, but my bro in law has a set of them for when he tinkers with cars/trucks.

 

[nakedfrog]

I use my fingers. Like an animal.

 

[NetWareHead]

I have a pickling crock but no pickle fork. Any fork/kitchen tool will do

 

[Crono]

How many pickles could a pickle picker pick if a pickle picker could pick pickles?

Preposterous predicament, pastafarian

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Preposterous predicament, pastafarian

Pshaw!! Perfectly proper poll postulation.

 

[preCRT]

Not sure about a pickle fork, but I do own an olive spoon, two in fact.

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/fox-run-reg-olive-strainer-spoon/1018789566
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/st...ce-jar-spoon-and-fork-set-in-green/1044950811

 

[kage69]

I would imagine pickle tongs are the hot tip. For all occasions Zeze.

 

[kage69]

Not sure about a pickle fork, but I do own an olive spoon, two in fact

I'm a little embarrassed to say I've never seen those! I must not eat enough olives.

 

[feralkid]

Inherited it. Don't see much point in "special" forks. Pretty much any fork works for anything. "Special" forks are pretentious displays of conspicuous consumption.

O.K Chairman Mao.
Geez, maybe other people like to have a little fun in their lives; don't be such a grump!