Do you like stripper with your steak?

[leftyman]

Critic Finds a Strip Club That Really Does Sizzle


Steak and a naked lady ? it's a truly tasty experience.

So finds Frank Bruni, perhaps the luckiest dining critic on the planet, in his latest review for The New York Times.

It was a tough assignment: Rate the food at Robert's Steakhouse, the in-house dining room for the Penthouse Executive Club in Midtown Manhattan, where patrons sup on topnotch steaks while getting $20 massages from the topless "entertainment."

Bruni found the food isn't half bad, though it does require some bending of the normal rules of etiquette.

Take dessert for example: "It?s called a buttery nipple, and it involves one of the women straddling your lap, tilting your head back, pouring a combination of Baileys Irish Cream and butterscotch schnapps down your throat, and squirting Reddi-wip into your mouth," he wrote in his Wednesday review.

Like the massage, it costs $20.

But the critic ? whose no-star rating of another dining establishment led to a prominent New York restaurateur taking out a full-page attack ad against Bruni ? found the overall atmosphere titillating. He gave Robert's one star.

"No matter what your appetite for the saucy spectacle accessorizing these steaks," he wrote, "you?ll be turned on by the quality of the plated meat."

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[slikmunks]

i do. only if she's as sizzlin' as the steak!

i might have to try that next time i'm in new york!

 

[SirChadwick]

Will this ever end??????

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Will this ever end??????

no

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Will this ever end??????

no

3 of these threads have been started by the same OP.

 

[MisterJackson]

A stripper is the one thing I don't mind putting A1 on

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Will this ever end??????

no

3 of these threads have been started by the same OP.

learn to count .. its two.

 

[SirChadwick]

Well I'm sure you'll make another lame thread... so its safe to go ahead and say 3.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Well I'm sure you'll make another lame thread... so its safe to go ahead and say 3.

you seem to enjoy posting in my lame threads..I wonder what that says about you.

oh and lame

 

[nakedfrog]

I like the sound of the buttery nipple.

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Will this ever end??????

no

3 of these threads have been started by the same OP.

learn to count .. its two.

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't.

 

[xospec1alk]

for those not in the NYC area, this review caused a lot of hub bub because just last week, Bruni reviewed Kobe Club, and zero starred it. which prompted the management to take out a full page ad in the nytimes denouncing bruni as a hack

http://www.chinagrillmgt.com/blog/

 

[halik]

ahahaha i :heart: steak threads

 

[K1052]

tube steak to go with the meal?

eh, not really

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
for those not in the NYC area, this review caused a lot of hub bub because just last week, Bruni reviewed Kobe Club, and zero starred it. which prompted the management to take out a full page ad in the nytimes denouncing bruni as a hack

http://www.chinagrillmgt.com/blog/

oh damn,
Bruni got tore up.

 

[Spacehead]

/searches web fer food critic schoolin'

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
for those not in the NYC area, this review caused a lot of hub bub because just last week, Bruni reviewed Kobe Club, and zero starred it. which prompted the management to take out a full page ad in the nytimes denouncing bruni as a hack

http://www.chinagrillmgt.com/blog/

as much as I dislike Chowdrow after some of the things I've read about him, he brings up very valid points.

 

[Vic]

pfft... the Acropolis in Portland has been serving up prime steaks and hot nude girls for decades.

 

[TheGizmo]

whats with all these crappy steak threads. just end yourself and let us eat you with A1 sauce.. i'll take it well done, cooked from a fresh cut off your leg just to make sure you suffer the most... mmm cannibalism

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Well I'm sure you'll make another lame thread... so its safe to go ahead and say 3.

you seem to enjoy posting in my lame threads..I wonder what that says about you.

oh and lame

Way to do your research. BTW, that thread wasn't lame... there was one helpful reply and no more was needed.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Well I'm sure you'll make another lame thread... so its safe to go ahead and say 3.

you seem to enjoy posting in my lame threads..I wonder what that says about you.

oh and lame

Way to do your research. BTW, that thread wasn't lame... there was one helpful reply and no more was needed.

I know what that thread was about and I gave you my opinion. Just like you did.

 

[moshquerade]

all these steaks threads... so little time.