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Dude, its just me, your neighbor. I've been tapping into your wireless network and playing with your computer. Heck I'm only 9 so take a lude dude. You might try password protecting your network next time. For $10 I'll come over and do it for you.
 
Well the problem is myself perhaps – most likely I'm in a delayed pubescent stadium. It seemed to me that there were some specific signals flowing to me so I (perhaps just out of curiosity) tried to respond to them. I didn't realize how inconvenient it could be and that's why I apologize for all problems which I could cause. I hope that explanation is perspicuous and sufficient and that future process of my study won't be affected by this in any way.
 
Jeeebus said:
It's true. We have been watching you. But now that you know, we're going to have to accelerate our plans. I'll need to check with my superiors, but I believe the plan is to come for you at night, at some point during the next two months. Best part is, we'll already be in your house before you get home that day... waiting... watching.
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Hello there, my old agency brother. I see you guys aren't quite as quick as you used to be. I work for the woman. We're already inside his house.
 
I can see you. We all can see you.
And please stop picking your nose.
And put on a clean shirt for goodness sake.
 
ATOT, this website is a must read, it is the portrait of a defunct, foreign mind. I first started reading for the English Fail lulz, and finished for the conclusion.

Diary of a Mad Man, it has everything ATOT craves. This guy takes everyday happenstances and turns them into beautiful paranoia.

Honestly, I think the mods should lock this, not many on ATOT have the Psycho props to analyze and appreciate this.
 
There was a guy at my office like this. He had me checking his computer and blackberry constantly because "they were watching him". Disabled all radios in his laptops bios, removed every sort of remote support software and services, etc., and he was still convinced they were in there somehow. He even had other people looking for taps on his phone and bugs in the walls, outlets, and vents.

I knew he had issues and felt bad, so I amused him by performing all of this counter surveillance. Eventually he started taking his meds (he stopped at some point I think which is when this all started) and I didn't hear a peep out of him for a year, until he was just let go. This was the only person I've ever known who was probably schizophrenic, and I just hope it never happens to me. Life would suck.
 
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Brigandier said:
ATOT, this website is a must read, it is the portrait of a defunct, foreign mind. I first started reading for the English Fail lulz, and finished for the conclusion.

Diary of a Mad Man, it has everything ATOT craves. This guy takes everyday happenstances and turns them into beautiful paranoia.

Honestly, I think the mods should lock this, not many on ATOT have the Psycho props to analyze and appreciate this.
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fuckin hell!

I think this asshole stole my novel!

:colbert:
 
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