I like spiders. Sort of. If they're outside. They eat the bugs that eat my garden.There was a NOPE outside of your window and you took a picture instead of dousing it with a flamethrower until not 1 molecule of NOPE was left?
I picked up two of these for field work, and they have worked quite well for us. Basically has all you need, and relatively cheap
http://www.amazon.com/Nikon-20x-Field-Microscope-Mini/dp/B00006JK63